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What's New - 
For MAY 2007 ...
ALL NEW ITEMS (Latest items are posted first):

Malaysia Sucks Part Three - Another Original by The Encantoman. 
        Malaysia Sucks Part 3 is continued anout those those useless Bumi
 Malay
        Muslims. It's funny but all true, see it to believe it! Remember Malasyia is
        Terrorist State.  Thanks for your support!
 
        Malaysia Really Really Sucks - Malaysia needs a Civil War now!

        Malaysia Sucks Part 3  (New 05-17-2007)

A Civil War In Malaysia Blog Posting Rules - Now either register as a Blog User 
        or just simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and repost 
        it as requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, A Civil War
        Is Brewing in Malaysia.  Email your Malaysia Blog Posting to: 
        malaysiasucks2007@yahoo.com

        Malaysia Blog Posting Rules  (New 05-17-2007)

Just Who Is This Encantoman -  That created the Malaysian Blog, A Civil War 
        is Brewing in Malsysia.

      Who Is The Encantoman  (New 05-17-2007)

Malaysia Sucks Part Two - Another Original by The Encantoman. 
        I have completed Part 2 about Malaysia and those useless Bumi
 Malay
        Muslims. It's funny but all true, see it to believe it! The next update will
        start a new Webpage, Thanks for your support!
 
        Remember Malaysia Sucks - Malaysia needs a Civil War now!

        Malaysia Sucks Part 2  (Updated 05-17-2007)

Malaysia Sucks - Another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encantoman).
        Finally a dedicated website and domain to signify what a bunch of useless
        Twits Bumi Malay Muslims really are, and what a boil on the ass of the world
        Malaysia really is.  They stole my friggin money and I want it back!
        Malaysia Sucks  (Updated 05-17-2007)

Mr. Shiles Homepage (david shiles) - A website about, for, and dedicated to 
        Lionel Train Collectors.

      David Shiles Home Page  (New 05-02-2007)

Once In A Lifetime - A weird scientific fact that will only occur once, see it now!
        Once In A Life Time  (New 04-28-2007) 

Baby Talk - Funny Pictures with captions.  Proof women complain from birth 
        to death.

        Baby Talk  (New 04-28-2007) 

The Fake Penis - Now MEN can enhance their sexual attractiveness by
        wearing the 'Fake Penis' and other gizmos. Men now can compete
        with
women who wear the fake camel toe.

        The Fake Penis  (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

Oh That Summer Vacation - This web page reflects how careful one
        must be in todays society, even at the beach. Be very very careful
        who you rub sun tan lotion on.

        Summer Vacation  (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

The Honeymoon Surprise - This wedding night could be something else.
        Honeymoon Surprise  (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

Home Made Loving - Learn how to make an 'Artificial Vagina' from 
        a Canadian Federal Prisoner with Internet access he calls 'Fifi.'
   
        Ah My Fifi   (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

Helpful Real Estate Hints and Tips - Includes Ideas to Help Sell Your Home;
        How to select a Real Estate Agent; Gardening Tips; and much more. Now
        with even more stuff, pictures, and links.
Remember ALL Realtors Suck   
        Real Estate Tips   (Updated 04-26-2007)

All Realtors Suck Blog Archives - Yes, all Blog Postings from inception 
        to today have been archived. They are there for your reading pleasure 
        and enjoyment. I corrected the spelling but the Blog is in tact as posted 
        (except for those which attacked me personally, I removed). See what 
        others have posted and said about Realtors, Real Estate Companies, 
        Mortgage Lenders, Home Builders, etc.

        Realtor Blog Archives  (New 04-25-2007)

All Realtors Suck Blog Posting Rules - Now either register as a Blog User or 
        just simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and repost 
        it as requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, All Realtors 
        Suck. Email your Realtor Blog Posting to: chasingjack@yahoo.com

        Realtor Blog Posting Rules  (New 04-25-2007)

REALTORS Really Suck - This BLOG forum (thread) has just completed 
        a change and update. The old posted files through April 25, 2007 have
        been archived. This Blog is an open forum for discussing real estate 
        issues including Realtors, Real Estate Brokers, Real Estate Companies, 
        Mortgage Brokers, New Home Builders, Sub Divisions, Title Companies,
        Underwriters, Inspection Services, HOAs, etc.  Basically anything and 
        any subject related to or about the Real Estate Industry including high 
        commission fees and high closing cost and what to do about them. 
        Vote for your 'Worst' Real Estate Company.  Come on let me have 
        your input. All comments both Pro and Con are welcome.  No personal 
        attacks on me are permitted.  No profane language.  Please avoid from 
        using individual names, but company names are permitted.

         All Realtors Suck   (Updated 04-25-2007)

The Encanto Man's Home Page - An adventure awaits you in in Humor and 
        Entertainment.

        Encantoman Home Page  (Updated 04-07-2007)

Jack's Pedophile Jokes - A list of sick jokes, logos, animations, links, and images
        Pedophile Jokes  (Updated 04-05-2007) (Adults Only)

The Daily Announcement - It's Improved, 3 postings daily.         
        The Daily Announcement  (Updated 04-05-2007) (for Adults Only)

Jerk Off Here - Come on in, Masturbate on the Internet. Another very funny 
        and
 entertaining webpage from The Encantoman. 
        Sorry this site is for Adults Only
.
        Jerk-Off Here  (Updated 04-03-2007)

The Encantomans (a.k.a. Jack Shiles) Disclaimer Page (legal notice). That
        useless shit that idiots, I mean lawyers like to read. The bottom line is
        my web pages are for Humor Purposes only, and are protected free
        speech under the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
        Disclaimer  (Updated 04-03-2007)

The Encanto Man's Daily Jokes - Two NEW Jokes posted every day that
        cover all categories, subjects, and topics. Damn funny stuff.  Come on in
        laugh out loud everyone else is. The 'Encantoman' is now in his 5th year.
        The famous encantoman a.k.a. Jack Shiles.

        Encantoman Daily Jokes  (Updated on 03-27-2007) 

Jack's Muslim LINKS - Some of my special Muslim Bashing and Humor pages 
        are found here. Just lots of fun stuff, come on Islam do you have a Funny 
        Bone? 
I betting you don't.  You Muslims would be so much better off if 
        you developed 
a Sense of Humor.  Test your level of humor sensitivity here!
        Remember Malaysia Really Sucks

        Jacks Muslim Links   (Updated 03-22-2007

Just for Muslim Men - This is really funny.  Another great one from
        The Encantoman. What happens when a fat Muslim gets a sex change?
        Remember Piss on a Muslim today, they seem to really like it.
        Just 4 Muslim Men  (Updated 03-22-2007)

U.S. Rules of Engagement - Yes they have been revised and updated. Damn
        funny shit from the famous Encantoman a.k.a. Mr. Jack Shiles. If warfare
        could only be like this America would never have any more problems.
        Fuck being politically correct, its better to be safe than sorry, Death to
        Towel Heads. Remember Islam we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims
        yet.  Remember Malaysia Really Sucks 
        Rules of Engagement  (Updated 03-22-2007)

What Happens When A Muslim Dies ?? - Another Original by The Encantoman
        Come on celebrate with the entire world somewhere another useless
        Islamic Koran Reading, Camel Dung Eating, Goat Fucking Muslim is dead,   
        enjoy
 my animated dancing page. Come sing a long, and have a great day!
        Remember Piss on a Muslim today, they seem to really like it.
        Muslim Deaths  (Updated 03-22-2007)

A Real American Hero (Or, how to piss on a Muslim) ...
        A Marine Corps Hero  (Updated 03-22-2007)

Opening Up A Can Of Whoop Ass - 'The Letter' This is an official letter
        from America and George W. Bush, President and Commander in Chief
        to Islam, al-Qaida, The Taliban, Muslims Everywhere, Osama bin Laden,
        et. al. we hereby accept your invitation, Let the Game begin, but there
        shall be no rules of engagement.

        The Letter  (Updated 03-17-2007)

The Illegal Immigrant Poem - This is sad but very true, how America is
        being turned into the dumping ground for all the world's unemployed,
        illiterate useless human beings that real U.S. Taxpayers have to pay for.
        Sad But True (Updated 03-17-2007) 

Attack of the Reptiles - This is a true story, be wary, it is scary. Just something
        our utility workers face in real life. More proof that if animals aren't in
        the food chain they should be killed not saved, so fuck you P.E.T.A.
        Workers Surprised  (Updated 03-17-2007) 

Steven Shiles, USMC - This website is now completely 'Redesigned.' It 
        will have some of the original web pages.  However, it will concentrate 
        on Humor and Interesting Pictures plus some Military content and 
        subject. Expect a lot more pages to be added, so check back frequently. 

        This site does NOT have any adult content.

        Steven Shiles, USMC  (Updated 03-17-2007)

 Lets Bomb Iraq Song - The Original Version. A damn funny song parody about
        what lead up to the Iraq war and the over throw of Saddam.
        Lets Bomb Iraq   (Updated 03-14-2007) 

Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer Song - A damn funny song parody about
        Christmas, Osama bin Laden, and Santa Claus.
        Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer   (Updated 03-14-2007) 

The Taliban Song - A damn funny song parody bashing The Taliban and Islam.
        The Taliban Blues   (Updated 03-14-2007) 

Weekly Idiot Awards  - Yes, The Encantoman has brought back the 'Idiot 
        Awards.' I received hundreds of emails requesting this web page be
        brought back, so here it is.  Now submit your choice for the 'IDIOT 
        Award.'  Everyone knows or encounters an Idiot somewhere!
        Yes this site will have archives.

         Weekly Idiot Award   (Updated 03-11-2007)

The Seven Stages of LIFE (we all go through it) 
        Lifes 7 Stages  (Updated 03-07-07) 

2003 Most Annoying Awards
        Most Annoying Awards  (Updated 03-07-07) 

The Daily Posting - Now a special website dedicated just for My Daily Postings.
         Daily Posting  (New 02-21-2007)

Jack's Daily Drunk Girls - Daily postings of drunk people. Pictures are 
        from around the world. Submit one, be part of the fun. Has a 10 Day 
        archive. 
Sorry this site is for Adults Only.    
        Daily Drunk Pics   (Updated 02-21-2007) 

The Consumer Final Gets Even - Yes this is the story of a consumer, a guy 
        just like you and me, who got even with the phone company. Ever one 
        should see this website. It also answers the age old question by every 
        student in school, 'Why do I need to learn all this math?'
   
        Consumer Revenge   (New 02-15-2007)

Uses for Dead Pussy - Another funny Muslim website from the great
        one himself, The Famous Encantoman. Yes indeed see my 51 Uses
        for a Dead Muslim Pussy. This site also has picture images that
        may offend some. It includes funny one lines for 'Pussy.' Read
        them, if I missed any submit yours, they will be posted at the
        bottom of the page.
(for Adults Only) Remember Malaysia Sucks
       Uses For Dead Pussy   (Updated 02-11-2007)

Stop the Price Fixing in Real Estate - This is a consumer alert action. Stop high
        price real estate commissions, high closing costs, and put an end to the
        'Good Ole Boy' attitude of screw the consumer (buyer, seller, investor).
        This problem is entrenched in every Real Estate Commission in the United
        States. America has had enough, join me, lets Recall Elaine Richardson,
        Arizona Real Estate Commissioner.
Sign My Recall Petition.   
        Recall Petition   (Updated 02-09-2007)

How To Mail The Encantoman - This webpage has the appropriate 
        contact information on how and where to submit picture images; 
        cartoons; jokes; BLOG entries; advertising; reporting broken or 
        outdated links; bitch, moan, and complaints; suggestions for web 
        page updates or adding new pages; etc.

        Contact Info  (New 01-31-2007)

Muslim Online Complaint Form - Are you an ass wipe useless low life 
        scum sucking worthless Koran Reading Mohammed following 
        Muslim, Islamic Radical, Future Suicide Bomber, Jihadist, or 
        just No Account BUMI Malay, then just register your complaint
        about these websites here!

        Online Complaint Form  (New 01-27-2007) 

Dealing With Your Enemies - An inspirational guideline.
        I am Inspired  (New 01-27-2007) 

What Can Be Done About This Shit Hole Called Malaysia - A list of viable 
        courses of action that can be taken against this Islamic Terrorist State 
        (country).
Remember Malaysia Really Really Sucks
        Malaysia and Terrorism  (New 01-27-2007) 

The United States Political Outlook On Terrorist - Why oil and other big 
        business prevent U.S. political leaders both on the left and right from 
        overthrowing the Islamic led regime (so-called government) of Malaysia 
        who outright supports, funds, trains, and harbors terrorist. They even 
        send fighters to Iraq and Afghanistan to kill Americans. 

        USA on Terrorism  (New 01-27-2007) 

Terrorist Hunters - Yes another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encanto Man).
        This website has been re-designed and updated. Learn who America's
        enemies are and how the U.S. Government does nothing about it because
        of Big Business interest. Remember Malaysia Really Sucks!!
        Terrorist Hunters  (New 01-12-2007) 

Jack's Hooter BLOG - Come on in, Blog me, talk about Hooters, Boobs, Tits, Sex.
        Hooter Blog  (Now with lots of monthly Archives - you got to read these 
        great
stories about sex and hooters, they're strange, they're bizarre, 
        they're funny).
  (Updated on 01-03-2006) (for Adults Only)

A Civil War In Malaysia -  My newest BLOG. This blog is about the potential 
        of a Civil War in Malaysia that is brewing because the non-Muslims are
        oppressed and subject to racial profiling by the BUMI Malays who are 
        Muslim, and who want an all Islamic State. Blog me, tell if you think
        Malaysia is a racist society, and is a Civil War on the horizon.

        Civil War in Malaysia  (New 12-31-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks

The Holy Koran in Pictures - Another Great Original from The Encantoman
        Funny pictures and animations, the greatest Poop Story ever told.
        What America really thinks of Islam, Muslims, and the Quran.
        (Solely intended for Humor Purposes only, may offend some people)       
        The Holy Koran  (Updated 12-19-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks

Jack's Daily Hooters - Now 8 New Pics Posted Every Day (daily)
        Best damn daily sex pictures on the Net.
        (Now includes 6 hooters pics; 1 erect puffy nipple pic; and 1 tits and ass pic)
        Jacks Daily Hooters  (Updated 12-16-2006) (for Adults Only)

16 Banned Toys - An abstract but funny look at some hard to find toys, 
        which would be banned for sale, because they are not 'Politically Correct.'  
        What do you think? The Encantoman says they are damn funny, just 
        bring it on! Yes that's right, all ready 4 new banned toys have been added!

        Toys That Are Banned  (Updated 12-14-2006)

Santa Claus Is Pissed Off - A funny poem with pictures that tells the story 
        why Santa Claus is pissed off this year
.  He says all you children have 
        been bad.

        Why Santa Claus Is Angry  (New 12-09-2006)

The Story of Noah's Ark - Learn what conversation took place between the 
        Lord GOD and
Noah in building the Ark prior to the great flood of 
        40 days and 40 nights.
  This is damn funny.  Another great one from 
        The Famous Encantoman.

        Noah's Ark  (Updated 12-02-2006) 

Kiss Kiss - Can you tell her cup size? Look at the lipstick stains. This is
        really funny, it will put a smile on your face.  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        Kiss Kiss  (Updated 11-27-2006) 

A Message To ISLAM and Muslims Everywhere -  Presented by the famous
        Encanto Man where we BASH the HELL out of Islam, Arabs, The Profit
        Mohammed, The Holy Koran (Quran), Muslims in General, and especially
        low life ass wipe useless Bumi Malaysians.  Why, because they make it
        so easy for the rest of us to make fun of them, and they friggin deserve it.
        Boycott Malaysian Products  
       A Message For Islam  (Updated 11-26-2006) 

Say NO To Being An Organ and Human Tissue Donor - Learn Why, this is sad
        but true.  
        Organ and Tissue Donor (Updated 11-26-2006) 

Where Have All The American Jobs Gone? - A comprehensive list of U.S.
        Companies that Export U.S. Jobs overseas and to which primary countries.
        Stop the export of America NOW !!
        Boycott these countries imported goods.
        Boycott the companies that sell America and Americans for Profits.
        Exporting America (Updated 11-25-2006) 

Made in America - You got to read this.  Have you ever wondered where all
        the really good paying jobs have gone?  Well this will explain the facts
        of life and what America has become, a nation of imports for goods and
        exports for jobs.  It would be funny if it wasn't true.  Remember Malaysia 
        Sucks

        Made in America  (Updated 11-24-2006) 

Do The MATH - Did you ever winder what it takes to make up 100%. This should
        be taught in school. The boss knows best. See how smart you are. Funny
        but often true.  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        Do The MATH  (Updated 11-22-2006) 

11 Letters or the Number 11 - This is all true. It is not only weird but scary
        as well. This is the story of how 911 (September 11th), The Holy Koran
        (Quarn), and the American Bald Eagle are all connected by the number
        'Eleven.'  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        11 Letters  (Updated 11-21-2006) 

Your Psychology Profile - When it comes to the Internet, who are you? 
        What are you? What type of personality is reflected by your use of 
        the Internet through such things as surfing, free online advertising 
        sites like craigslist, blogs, forums, opinion polls, surveys, purchases, 
        likes, dislikes ... find out about yourself. Visit this site now!

      
Your Psychological Profile   (New 11-18-2006)

The Insane Q and A - Now is your chance, ask any question on any subject
        and I will try and give you an honest answer or opinion.  I will post all

        questions no matter what the subject content. Even taking shots at me 
        are permitted, wow, how to resist tha
t one ... huh.  Don't sit there, visit
        now, ask your question. The site is very popular, with so many entries 
        archives have been added. So for each month I will have a separate 
        archived file (web page). The Current Month's entries will still be on
        the main webpage.

        Insane Q-n-A  (Updated 11-02-2006) (moved to daily posting section)

A Message for Al Jazeera Arab Satellite TV from America.
        (
This webpage has moved to a New URL location) 
Malaysia Sucks !!
        Muslims Be Advised  (Updated 10-28-2006) 

Real Estate Jokes - More real estate stuff from JACK.
        Real Estate Jokes
   (New 10-27-2006)

Daily Posting - Now just a website for Daily Postings.
         Daily Posting  (Updated 10-04-2006)

The Daily MUSLIM - A new posting every day. Hey bashing Islam is fun, 
        and Muslims make it so damn easy for the rest of us.

        Allah thinks these pictures are funny so why don't you?
         (has moved to a New URL location) Remember Malaysia Sucks
        The Daily Muslim  (Updated 10-04-2006) 

Realtors Tell Lies  - Another in my series of the real estate industry is out of 
        control. Here is an example of how Realtors lie, exaggerate the facts, 
        confuse and intimidate the consumer.

         Realtors Tell Lies   (New 09-25-2006)

Boycott Burger King - They are anti American.  Another case of American
        big business screwing Americans. Say enough, boycott these ass wipes
        on the world who support our enemies.  What's in your Hamburger?      
        Boycott Burger King  (Updated 09-20-2006) 

America versus Islam  -  My first published BLOG. An open forum and discussion 
        in the event America suffers another 911 attack or worse and the government    
        fails to act with proper response. This is a concept based on forming a private
        military operation that would land on the sea coast of Saudi Arabia and march 
        to MECCA burning everything to the ground. Please let me have your thoughts 
        and input on this abstract idea.

         America versus Islam   (New 09-01-2006)

What Type of 'DICKHEAD' Are You  - View the picture images, just
        select the one that best suits you! 
The Encantoman presents another
        great website.
     
         Hey Dickhead   (New 08-29-2006)

Funny Fingers - They really are funny. The Encantoman presents another
        great website.
    
        Funny Fingers   (New 08-29-2006)

GOOGLE THIS - Learn why Google, the search engine, SUCKS!
       Google This  (Updated 08-23-2006)

Jack's Daily Cartoon - Daily postings, damn funny cartoons here.
        
Sorry this site is for Adults Only.    
        The Daily Cartoon   (Updated 08-14-2006) 

The Daily Picture - A new posting each day.
        They are funny, interesting, bizarre, and creative. These pictures
        are collected from around the world just for your daily entertainment.
       
(has moved to a New URL location)
        The Daily Picture  (Updated 07-30-2006)

The Encanto Man Presents - Mr. Pee Pee Head (see who is in the toilet of
        life today).  Who has been bad and wins the coveted dishonor of the
        Pee Pee Award and gets pissed on.  A daily posting.  No one is except
        from the little boy's pee pee. Are you next to be urinated (pissed) on?        
        You Are A Pee Pee Head  (Updated 07-27-2006) 

A Poem About Mohammed - Now get the truth about Mohammad the Profit
        in this funny and entertaining silly poem from the famous Encantoman.
        Another original by - JACK.

       Mohammed the Profit  (New 06-25-2006)

SHILES Home Page - This new page is a registered domain and web
        hosted site. It permanently replaces my free website at 
        members.cox.net/shilesjack/
        please take note of the change.

       The Shiles Home Page  (New 06-06-2006)

Jack's Daily Brainless Inspirations and Thoughts -
       This is the original.  A new posting every day.  Most of these are my
        own original insults, thoughts, funny one liners, and silly inspirations
        to make your day.  Use them.  Go ahead insult people.  And, remember
        'Piss on a Muslim Today, they seem to like it.'
        The Daily Inspiration  (Updated 06-06-2006)

Jack's Famous Recipes - I finally got my new webpage started.  Here is a
        complete recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey Diner. More to come soon.
        Jacks Famous Recipes  (Updated 06-06-2006)