The
Daily HUMOR Website from
Malaysia
Sucks Part Three - Another Original by The Encantoman.
Malaysia Sucks Part 3 is
continued anout those
those useless Bumi Malay
Muslims.
It's funny but all true,
see it to believe it! Remember Malasyia is
Terrorist
State. Thanks for your support!
Malaysia Really Really Sucks
- Malaysia
needs a Civil War
now!
Malaysia
Sucks Part 3
(New
05-17-2007)
A Civil War In Malaysia Blog Posting Rules - Now
either register as a Blog User
or just
simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and
repost
it as
requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, A Civil War
Is
Brewing in Malaysia.
Email your Malaysia Blog Posting to:
malaysiasucks2007@yahoo.com
Malaysia Blog Posting Rules
(New
05-17-2007)
Just Who Is This Encantoman - That created the Malaysian Blog, A Civil
War
is
Brewing in Malsysia.
Who
Is The Encantoman (New
05-17-2007)
Malaysia
Sucks Part Two - Another Original by The Encantoman.
I have
completed Part 2 about Malaysia and those
useless Bumi Malay
Muslims.
It's funny but all true,
see it to believe it! The next update will
start a
new Webpage, Thanks for your support!
Remember
Malaysia Sucks - Malaysia
needs a Civil War
now!
Malaysia
Sucks Part 2
(Updated
05-17-2007)
Malaysia
Sucks - Another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encantoman).
Finally a dedicated website and domain to signify what a bunch of
useless
Twits Bumi Malay Muslims really are, and what a boil on the ass of the
world
Malaysia really is. They stole my friggin money and I want it
back!
Malaysia
Sucks
(Updated 05-17-2007)
Mr. Shiles
Homepage (david shiles) - A website about, for, and dedicated to
Lionel
Train Collectors.
David
Shiles Home Page (New
05-02-2007)
Once In A Lifetime - A weird scientific fact that
will only occur once, see it now!
Once In A Life Time
(New
04-28-2007)
Baby Talk -
Funny Pictures with
captions. Proof women complain from birth
to death.
Baby Talk
(New
04-28-2007)
The Fake Penis - Now MEN can
enhance their sexual attractiveness by
wearing
the 'Fake Penis' and other gizmos. Men now can compete
with women who wear the fake camel toe.
The
Fake Penis
(Updated 04-27-2007)
(for
Adults Only)
Oh That Summer
Vacation - This web page reflects
how careful one
must be
in todays society, even at the beach. Be very very careful
who you
rub sun tan lotion on.
Summer Vacation
(Updated 04-27-2007)
(for
Adults Only)
The Honeymoon
Surprise - This wedding night could
be something else.
Honeymoon
Surprise
(Updated 04-27-2007)
(for
Adults Only)
Home
Made Loving - Learn how to make an 'Artificial Vagina' from
a
Canadian
Federal Prisoner with Internet access he calls 'Fifi.'
Ah My Fifi
(Updated 04-27-2007) (for
Adults Only)
Helpful
Real Estate Hints and Tips -
Includes Ideas to Help Sell Your Home;
How to
select a Real Estate Agent; Gardening Tips; and much more. Now
with even
more stuff, pictures, and links. Remember ALL Realtors Suck
Real Estate Tips
(Updated 04-26-2007)
All
Realtors Suck Blog Archives - Yes, all Blog Postings from
inception
to today
have been archived. They are there for your reading pleasure
and
enjoyment. I corrected the spelling but the Blog is in tact as
posted
(except
for those which attacked me personally, I removed). See what
others
have posted and said about Realtors, Real Estate Companies,
Mortgage
Lenders, Home Builders, etc.
Realtor Blog Archives
(New
04-25-2007)
All Realtors
Suck Blog Posting Rules - Now either register as a Blog User
or
just
simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and
repost
it as
requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, All
Realtors
Suck.
Email your Realtor Blog Posting to: chasingjack@yahoo.com
Realtor Blog Posting Rules
(New
04-25-2007)
REALTORS
Really Suck - This BLOG forum
(thread) has just completed
a change
and update. The old posted files through April 25, 2007 have
been
archived. This Blog is an open forum
for discussing real estate
issues
including Realtors, Real Estate
Brokers, Real
Estate Companies,
Mortgage
Brokers, New Home Builders, Sub Divisions, Title Companies,
Underwriters, Inspection Services, HOAs, etc. Basically
anything and
any
subject related to or about the Real Estate Industry including
high
commission fees and high closing cost and what to do about
them.
Vote for
your 'Worst' Real Estate Company. Come on let me
have
your
input. All comments both Pro and Con are
welcome. No personal
attacks
on me are permitted. No profane language. Please
avoid from
using
individual names, but company names are permitted.
All Realtors Suck
(Updated 04-25-2007)
The
Encanto Man's Home Page - An adventure awaits you in in Humor
and
Entertainment.
Encantoman
Home Page (Updated
04-07-2007) 
Jack's
Pedophile Jokes - A list of sick jokes, logos, animations, links, and
images
Pedophile
Jokes
(Updated
04-05-2007) (Adults
Only)
The
Daily Announcement - It's Improved, 3 postings daily.
The
Daily Announcement
(Updated 04-05-2007) (for
Adults Only)
Jerk
Off Here - Come on in, Masturbate on the Internet. Another very
funny
and entertaining webpage from The Encantoman.
Sorry
this site is for
Adults Only.
Jerk-Off
Here
(Updated
04-03-2007)
The
Encantomans (a.k.a. Jack Shiles) Disclaimer Page (legal
notice). That
useless shit that idiots, I mean lawyers like to read. The bottom line
is
my web pages are for Humor Purposes only, and are protected free
speech under the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
Disclaimer
(Updated
04-03-2007)
Jack's
Muslim LINKS - Some of my special Muslim Bashing and Humor
pages
are found here. Just lots of fun stuff,
come on Islam do you have a Funny
Bone? I
betting you don't. You Muslims would be so much better off
if
you
developed a
Sense of Humor. Test your level of humor sensitivity
here!
Remember
Malaysia Really Sucks
Jacks Muslim Links
(Updated 03-22-2007)
Just
for Muslim Men - This is really funny. Another great one from
The
Encantoman. What happens when a fat Muslim gets a sex change?
Remember Piss on a
Muslim today, they seem to really like it.
Just
4 Muslim Men
(Updated 03-22-2007)
U.S. Rules
of Engagement - Yes they have been revised and updated. Damn
funny shit from the famous Encantoman a.k.a. Mr. Jack Shiles. If warfare
could only be like this America would never have any more problems.
Fuck being politically correct, its better to be safe than sorry, Death
to
Towel Heads. Remember Islam we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims
yet. Remember
Malaysia Really Sucks
Rules of Engagement
(Updated 03-22-2007)
The
Illegal Immigrant Poem - This is sad but very true, how America is
being turned into the dumping ground for all the world's unemployed,
illiterate useless human beings that real U.S. Taxpayers have
to pay for.
Sad
But True (Updated 03-17-2007)
Attack
of the Reptiles - This is a true story, be wary, it is scary. Just
something
our utility workers face in real life. More proof that if animals
aren't
in
the food
chain they should be killed not saved, so fuck you P.E.T.A.
Workers
Surprised (Updated 03-17-2007)
Osama Got Run
Over By A Reindeer Song - A damn funny song parody about
Christmas, Osama bin Laden, and Santa Claus.
Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(Updated 03-14-2007)
The
Taliban Song - A damn funny song parody bashing The Taliban and Islam.
The
Taliban Blues
(Updated 03-14-2007)
Weekly
Idiot Awards - Yes, The Encantoman has
brought back the 'Idiot
Awards.'
I received hundreds of emails requesting this web page be
brought
back, so here it is. Now submit your choice for the
'IDIOT
Award.'
Everyone knows or encounters an Idiot somewhere!
Yes this
site will have archives.
Weekly Idiot Award
(Updated 03-11-2007)
The
Seven Stages of LIFE (we all go through it)
Lifes
7 Stages
(Updated
03-07-07)
2003
Most Annoying Awards
Most
Annoying Awards (Updated
03-07-07)
The Daily Posting -
Now a special website dedicated just for My Daily
Postings.
Daily Posting
(New 02-21-2007)
Jack's
Daily Drunk Girls - Daily postings of drunk people. Pictures
are
from
around the world. Submit one, be part of the fun. Has a 10 Day
archive. Sorry this site is for
Adults Only.
Daily Drunk Pics
(Updated 02-21-2007)
The
Consumer Final Gets Even - Yes this is the story of a consumer, a
guy
just like
you and me, who got even with the phone company. Ever one
should
see this website. It also answers the age old question by
every
student
in school, 'Why do I need to learn all this math?'
Consumer Revenge
(New 02-15-2007)
Uses
for Dead Pussy - Another funny Muslim
website from the great
one
himself, The Famous Encantoman. Yes indeed see my 51 Uses
for a
Dead Muslim Pussy. This site also has picture images that
may
offend some. It includes funny one lines for 'Pussy.' Read
them, if
I missed any submit yours, they will be posted at the
bottom of
the page. (for
Adults Only) Remember Malaysia Sucks
Uses For Dead Pussy
(Updated 02-11-2007)
Stop
the Price Fixing in Real Estate - This is a consumer alert action.
Stop high
price
real estate commissions, high closing costs, and put an end to the
'Good Ole
Boy' attitude of screw the consumer (buyer, seller, investor).
This
problem is entrenched in every Real Estate Commission in the United
States.
America has had enough, join me, lets Recall Elaine Richardson,
Arizona
Real Estate Commissioner. Sign
My Recall Petition.
Recall Petition
(Updated 02-09-2007)
How To Mail The Encantoman - This webpage has the appropriate
contact
information on how and where to submit picture images;
cartoons;
jokes; BLOG entries; advertising; reporting broken or
outdated
links; bitch, moan, and complaints; suggestions for web
page
updates or adding new pages; etc.
Contact Info
(New 01-31-2007)
Muslim Online
Complaint Form - Are you an ass wipe useless low life
scum sucking worthless Koran Reading Mohammed
following
Muslim,
Islamic Radical, Future Suicide Bomber, Jihadist, or
just No Account BUMI Malay, then just register your complaint
about
these websites here!
Online Complaint Form
(New 01-27-2007)
Dealing With
Your Enemies - An inspirational guideline.
I am Inspired
(New 01-27-2007)
What Can Be
Done About This Shit Hole Called Malaysia - A list of viable
courses
of action that can be taken against this Islamic Terrorist
State
(country).
Remember Malaysia Really Really Sucks
Malaysia and Terrorism
(New 01-27-2007)
The United
States Political Outlook On Terrorist - Why oil and other big
business
prevent U.S. political leaders both on the left and right from
overthrowing the Islamic led regime (so-called government) of
Malaysia
who
outright supports, funds, trains, and harbors terrorist. They
even
send
fighters to Iraq and Afghanistan to kill Americans.
USA on Terrorism
(New 01-27-2007)
Terrorist
Hunters - Yes another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encanto Man).
This website has been re-designed and updated. Learn who America's
enemies are
and how the U.S. Government does nothing about it because
of Big Business interest. Remember Malaysia Really Sucks!!
Terrorist
Hunters
(New
01-12-2007)
Jack's
Hooter BLOG - Come on in, Blog me, talk about Hooters, Boobs, Tits, Sex.
Hooter
Blog
(Now
with lots of monthly Archives - you got to read these
great
stories
about sex
and hooters, they're strange, they're bizarre,
they're
funny).
(Updated on 01-03-2006) (for
Adults Only)
A Civil War In
Malaysia - My newest BLOG. This blog is about the
potential
of a
Civil War in Malaysia that is brewing because the non-Muslims are
oppressed
and subject to racial profiling by the BUMI Malays who are
Muslim,
and who want an all Islamic State. Blog me, tell if you think
Malaysia
is a racist society, and is a Civil War on the horizon.
Civil War in Malaysia
(New 12-31-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks
The
Holy Koran in Pictures - Another Great Original from The Encantoman
Funny pictures and animations, the greatest Poop Story ever told.
What America really thinks of Islam, Muslims, and the Quran.
(Solely intended for Humor Purposes only, may offend some people)
The
Holy Koran
(Updated 12-19-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks
Jack's
Daily Hooters - Now 8 New Pics Posted Every Day (daily)
Best damn daily sex pictures on the Net.
(Now includes 6 hooters pics; 1 erect puffy nipple pic; and 1 tits and
ass pic)
Jacks
Daily Hooters
(Updated 12-16-2006)
(for
Adults Only)
16
Banned Toys - An abstract but funny look at some hard to find
toys,
which would be banned
for sale, because they are not 'Politically Correct.'
What
do you think? The Encantoman says they are damn funny,
just
bring it
on! Yes that's right, all ready 4 new banned toys have been added!
Toys
That Are Banned
(Updated 12-14-2006)
Santa Claus Is
Pissed Off - A funny poem with
pictures that tells the story
why Santa
Claus is pissed off this year. He says all you children have
been bad.
Why
Santa Claus Is Angry
(New 12-09-2006)
The Story of
Noah's
Ark - Learn what conversation took place between the
Lord GOD
and
Noah in building the Ark prior to the great flood of
40 days
and 40
nights.
This is damn funny. Another great one from
The
Famous Encantoman.
Noah's
Ark
(Updated 12-02-2006)
Kiss
Kiss - Can you tell her cup size? Look at the lipstick stains. This is
really funny, it will put a smile on your face.
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
Kiss
Kiss
(Updated 11-27-2006)
A Message
To ISLAM and Muslims Everywhere - Presented by the famous
Encanto Man where we BASH the HELL out of Islam, Arabs, The Profit
Mohammed, The Holy Koran (Quran), Muslims in General, and especially
low life ass wipe useless Bumi Malaysians. Why, because they
make
it
so easy for the rest of us to make fun of them, and they friggin
deserve
it.
Boycott
Malaysian Products
A
Message For Islam
(Updated 11-26-2006)
Say
NO To Being An Organ and Human Tissue Donor - Learn Why, this is sad
but true.
Organ
and Tissue Donor
(Updated 11-26-2006)
Where
Have All The American Jobs Gone? - A comprehensive list of U.S.
Companies that Export U.S. Jobs overseas and to which primary countries.
Stop the export of America NOW !!
Boycott these countries imported goods.
Boycott the companies that sell America and Americans for Profits.
Exporting
America (Updated 11-25-2006)
Made
in America - You got to read this. Have you ever wondered
where all
the really good paying jobs have gone? Well this will explain
the
facts
of life and what America has become, a nation of imports for goods and
exports for jobs. It would be funny if it wasn't true.
Remember
Malaysia
Sucks
Made
in America
(Updated 11-24-2006)
Do
The MATH - Did you ever winder what it takes to make up 100%. This
should
be taught in school. The boss knows best. See how smart you are. Funny
but often true.
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
Do
The MATH
(Updated 11-22-2006)
11
Letters or the Number 11 - This is all true. It is not only weird but
scary
as well. This is the story of how 911 (September 11th), The Holy Koran
(Quarn), and the American Bald Eagle are all connected by the number
'Eleven.'
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
11
Letters
(Updated 11-21-2006)
Your
Psychology Profile - When it comes to the Internet, who are
you?
What are
you? What type of personality is reflected by your use of
the
Internet through such things as surfing, free online
advertising
sites
like craigslist, blogs, forums, opinion polls, surveys,
purchases,
likes,
dislikes ... find out about yourself. Visit this site now!
Your Psychological Profile
(New 11-18-2006)
The
Insane Q and A - Now is your chance, ask any question on any subject
and I
will try and give you an honest answer or opinion. I
will post
all
questions no matter what the subject content. Even taking shots at
me
are
permitted, wow, how to resist that one ... huh. Don't sit there, visit
now, ask
your
question. The site is very popular, with so many
entries
archives
have been added. So for each month I will have a separate
archived
file (web page). The Current
Month's entries will still be on
the main
webpage.
Insane
Q-n-A
(Updated
11-02-2006) (moved to
daily posting section)
A Message
for Al Jazeera Arab Satellite TV from America.
(This
webpage has moved to a New
URL location) Malaysia Sucks !!
Muslims
Be Advised
(Updated
10-28-2006)
Daily Posting -
Now just a website for Daily
Postings.
Daily Posting
(Updated
10-04-2006)
The
Daily MUSLIM - A new posting every day. Hey bashing Islam is
fun,
and
Muslims make it so damn easy for the rest of us.
Allah thinks these pictures are funny so why don't you?
(has moved to a New
URL location) Remember Malaysia Sucks
The
Daily Muslim
(Updated
10-04-2006)
Realtors
Tell Lies - Another in my series of the
real estate industry is out of
control.
Here is an example of how Realtors lie, exaggerate the facts,
confuse
and intimidate the consumer.
Realtors Tell Lies
(New 09-25-2006)
Boycott
Burger King - They are anti American. Another case of American
big business
screwing Americans. Say enough, boycott these ass wipes
on the world
who support
our enemies. What's in your
Hamburger?
Boycott
Burger King
(Updated
09-20-2006)
America
versus Islam - My first published BLOG. An open
forum and discussion
in the
event America suffers another 911 attack or worse and the government
fails to
act with proper response. This is a concept based on forming a
private
military
operation that would land on the sea coast of Saudi Arabia and
march
to MECCA
burning everything to the ground. Please let me have your
thoughts
and input
on this abstract idea.
America versus Islam
(New 09-01-2006)
The
Encanto Man Presents - Mr. Pee Pee Head (see who is in the toilet of
life today).
Who has been bad and wins the coveted dishonor of the
Pee Pee Award and gets
pissed on. A daily posting. No one is except
from the little boy's pee
pee.
Are you next to be urinated (pissed) on?
You Are A Pee Pee Head
(Updated 07-27-2006)
SHILES Home
Page - This new page is a registered domain and web
hosted
site. It permanently replaces my free website at
members.cox.net/shilesjack/
please
take note of the change.
The Shiles Home Page
(New
06-06-2006)
Jack's
Famous Recipes - I finally got my new webpage started. Here
is a
complete recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey Diner. More to come soon.
Jacks
Famous Recipes
(Updated 06-06-2006)
Jack's
Daily Brainless Inspirations, Insults, and Thought Archives.
(if you missed a daily posting over time, I have posted my third
set
of archives,
with more
to come)
Jacks
Insults
(Updated
06-06-2006)
Jacks
Insults Part 2
(Updated
06-06-2006)
Jacks
Insults Part 3
(Updated
06-06-2006)
Jack's
Daily Erect Puffy Nipples - A New Pic Posted Every Day (daily)
Jacks
Daily Nipples
(Updated
03-24-2006) (for
Adults Only)
Jack's
Daily Tits and Ass - A New Pic Posted Every Day (daily)
Jacks
Daily T&A
(Updated
03-24-2006) (for
Adults Only)
At
The Home Depot Store - Larry the cable guy discusses his trip to the
Home Depot. This is damn funny. Best Redneck Comedy ever.
Note - Video is best played in Windows format using Internet Explorer.
Please turn up your speaker volume.
Home
Depot
(New
03-22-2006)
Redneck
Hooters - Watch the girl smash beer cans with her big boobs.
Note - This video clip has no sound. (for
Adults Only)
Redneck
Hooters
(New
03-22-2006)
I Am
My Own Grandpa - This Redneck Song includes picture images,
animations, and song lyrics. It is really funny, so what's in your
family tree?
I
Am My Own Grandpa
(New
03-20-2006)
Bad
Grandpa - Find out why Grandpa married the daughter (for
Adults Only)
Bad
Grandpa
(New
03-20-2006)
Encantoman's
2005 Sex Slave Awards (for
Adults Only)
2005
Sex Slave Awards
(New
03-18-2006)
Encantoman's
2003 Sex Slave Awards (for
Adults Only)
2003
Sex Slave Awards
(Updated
03-17-2006)
Encantoman's
2004 Sex Slave Awards (for
Adults Only)
2004
Sex Slave Awards
(Updated
03-17-2006)
How
To Use A Redneck Computer - Complete with pictures and words.
Also has a great wav file which plays best in Windows IE format,
please turn up your speaker volume. Yes this is another funny one
from the famous Encantoman.
Redneck
Computer
(New
03-14-2006)
Vacation
Hot Spots - Where do you wanna go on vacation? Here's
another great one from The Encantoman.
Vacations
(New 03-14-2006)
Go
Ahead Lick Me - This is both amusing and funny.
Lick
Me
(New
03-14-2006)
Bad
Dog - This part two in The Encantoman's series of The Bad Dog.
This is damn funny.
Bad
Dog - Part 2
(New
03-13-2006)
How
To Train Your Bad Dog (the original page).
Bad
Dog
(Updated
03-13-2006)
How
To Clean Your Toilet - Is your Toilet Bowl clean? Here's a unique
cleaning suggestion
Clean
That Smelly Old Toilet
(Updated
03-13-2006)
More
Mohammed Cartoons - Yes, here are Three
more pages of those
Mohammed Cartoons that all idiot Muslims around the world demonstrated,
rioted, incited violence, fired guns into the air, burnt flags, carried
stupid
signs, set
fire to buildings, and in general made an ass of themselves.
Yes I have more
to publish. Do have any interesting cartoons or funny
pictures of anything
ISLAM? If you do sent it to me, I will post it.
Remember Malaysia Sucks
Mohammed
Cartoons Part 4
(New
03-11-2006)
Mohammed
Cartoons Part 3
(New
03-11-2006)
Mohammed
Cartoons Part 2
(New
03-11-2006)
MAS
Mile High Club Member - I bet Malaysian Airlines didn't know I was a
Mile High Club Member on one of their flights. Well they know
now!!
Another experience flying MAS (Malaysian Airlines).
Malaysian
Airlines
(New
03-10-2006) (for
Adults Only)
Can
Muslims Be Good Americans - The answers may shock you. The
news media and their liberal hype has distorted the truth.
But the
Encantoman presents the facts, you read, you decide for yourself.
But if America is attacked again, don't blame me, I have issued the
warning. Remember the London subway bombings, they were done
by so-called British Muslim citizens.
Muslim
Americans
(New
03-10-2006)
Life's
Weekly Meter Reading - Another funny one from the famous Encantoman.
A meter, read weekly, that measures how much you (I) care about shit.
Meter
Reading
(New
03-09-2006)
Levees
of the World - See how other countries compare to the USA in flood
control. This is clearly a another example of how our stupid politicians
plan for a disaster, This would be funny if it wasn't so sad. New
Orleans
residents get ready the Army Corps of Engineers has returned to help
you.
Levees
(New 03-09-2006)
Just
4 Muslims - The long awaited, desired, and highly sought after
Frequently
Asked Questions (FAQs) by Muslims.
Muslim
FAQ's
(Updated
03-08-2006)
Malaysia
Claims They Have Found Missing Page to The Holy Koran - The
Prime Minister of Malaysia, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi,
announced that Malaysia historians have discovered a missing page
to the Quran (Muslim Bible). Is this a false claim, rumor,
bullshit,
fact,
humor, or what?
Malaysia
and The Holy Koran
(New
03-06-2006)
The
True Face of Islam - Know it, understand it, and know that the Holy War
has commenced and Muslims want to Rule the World at any cost to
non Muslims or Muslims that stand in their way. This is all done in
the name of The Profit Mohammed.
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
The
Face of Islam
(New
03-03-2006)
The
Face of Islam Part 2
(New
03-03-2006)
The
Face of Islam Part 3
(New
03-03-2006)
Jack
Shiles Home Page (www.jackshiles.com) - Greatest Links on the Internet.
New pages and revisions are being added all the time. This page just
under went another design revision.
Jack
Shiles Homepage
(Updated
06-06-2006)
Proof
Malaysia Is A Racist Society - The China Business Daily has posted
an independent report verifying most of the things I have been saying
about this shit hole Southeast Asia country called Malaysia. Read the
racist statistics and judge for yourself.
Malaysia
The Racist Society
(New
03-01-2006)
Traveling
In Malaysia - Read my personal experiences traveling in
Malaysia.
Traveling
In Malaysia
(New
03-01-2006)
My
Malaysian Airline Experience - Read my personal experiences Flying
with MAS (Malaysian Airlines).
Malaysian
Airlines (MAS)
(New
03-01-2006)
My
Malaysia Story - After receiving hundreds of email request, here is my
story of what happened to me in Malaysia, by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The
Encantoman).
It's in summary format. and YES it is all true!
My
Malaysia Story
(New
02-26-2006)
Mohammed
and the Controversial Muslim Cartoons - So what's all the fuss
about there Islam, I've been doing funny humor pictures, cartoons, and
jokes about
Islam, Muslims, and Mohammed for years? I posted the ones
sent to me, as
is. The ones shown on this page are the talk of CNN, MSNBC,
FoxNews, and other
news networks from around the world ... But remember,
the funniest of them
all come from the original source, The Encantoman.
Now includes anti-West, anti-Islam, and Anti-Israeli cartoons. Let the
toons
keep coming, send them to me, I will post them.
Mohammed
Cartoons
(Updated
02-23-2006) (Again
there are more in)
Australia
Speaks Out - Australia has issued a warning to all Muslims living
down under in Aussie land to behave themselves or be kicked out of
the country. Read the story. Why can't the USA, Canada,
Russia, China,
India, and Europe get some guts, get tough, and do the same?
Australia
(Updated
02-23-2006) Remember
Malaysia Sucks
Don't
Try This In America - In India a government state minister, Haji
Mohammad Yaqoob, has issued a death threat and offered a bounty for
the beheading of Danish Newspaper Cartoonist. You try this bullshit in
America and you better go live with Osama bin Laden in a
cave. America,
get out you guns, get some pork fat from the butcher, coat your bullets
with Pigs Fat, and tell Islam we are waiting. And
India proclaims
itself
a nation pledged to stop terrorism. Try stopping your own first. Wake up
India, put this ass wipe to death now! Read the whole story, see the
pictures.
Don't
Try This In America
(Updated
02-23-2006)
How
To Properly Identify A Dishwasher - Or, are Men really that stupid?
Another funny comparison website from the famous Encantoman.
Even the ladies will like it, but the Men will definitely love
it.
This
is actually a very good vision test of What Is or is Not a 'Dishwasher.'
(for Adults Only)
Dishwasher
(New 02-22-2006)
America
Have you Lost Your Mind - Have you gone insane? The controversy
over these idiotic stupid Mohammed Cartoons and the lunacy of Muslims
has now spilled over into the streets of the USA. Why aren't
these
scum
bags being deported? Read the whole story, see the pictures.
America
(New 02-20-2006)
STOP
Wondering - Life has many questions. What, when, where, and why
are often asked about many things. This is a simple approach to one
of life's many
questions in the 21st Century. Look at the cosmetic
surgery and see if you
live in a vacuum or know the truth.
Stop
Wondering
(New
02-10-2006)
See
How Cluttered Web Design Pages Take Away from the Message or Product.
Crazy
Web Designs
(Updated
02-03-2006)
Why
You Didn't Get A Present from Santa Claus - Another great web page
from The
Encantoman. This is really funny. So you didn't get a present
this year, learn
why. This is best
viewed in Windows Internet
Explorer
(IE), song plays automatically,
it is really funny. (for
Adults Only)
Santa
Claus (New
01-06-2006)
What
is a Towel Head (good v. bad Towel Head) - Take the test your life could
depend on knowing the difference:
The
Towel Head Test
(Updated
01-04-2006)
Towel
Head v Towel Head - Part 2
(New
01-04-2006)
Piss
on a Muslim Today - Yes now you can piss on a Muslim today, don't
worry they
seem to really like it. Visit this page daily, visit often,
send
Muslim Terrorist a
message. PISS on a Muslim for America, send Islam
a message that no one believes
they are the religion of peace and tolerance.
Piss
On A Muslim Today
(New
12-27-2005) Remember
Malaysia Really Sucks
Jacks
Funny Muslim Images - Yes, here are MORE of my funny images of Islam.
These 2 new additions of funny Muslim pictures are from
'The Daily
Muslim'
archived files. So far I have now created 6 Pages of images
for your
fun and
viewing pleasure. Come on in, Lets Bash
Islam
together, after all they make
it so easy for the rest of us to make
fun
of them.
Funny
Muslim Pics - Page 5
(New
12-24-2005)
Funny
Muslim Pics - Page 6
(New
12-24-2005)
Bad
Santa Claus - Santa Claus is good, bad, and very jolly (adult content)
...
Bad
Santa
(New
12-15-2005)
Why
Santa Claus only comes out one night each year (adult content).
Santa's
Night
(Updated
12-14-2005)
Jack's
Funny Muslim Pictures (funny images of Islam) - Another Original
by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The
Encantoman).
These funny pics are from
'The Daily Muslim' archived files. So far I have created the
following
4 New Pages of images for your fun and pleasure. Come on in, Lets
Bash Islam
together, after all they make it so easy for the rest of us
to make fun
of them.
Funny
Muslim Pics - Page 1
(New
11-30-2005)
Funny
Muslim Pics - Page 2
(New
11-30-2005)
Funny
Muslim Pics - Page 3
(New
11-30-2005)
Funny
Muslim Pics - Page 4
(New
11-30-2005)
Life's
Organizational Chart - Even Nature knows the correct pecking
order.
Lifes
Org Chart
(posted
November 10, 2005)
Camel
Toe v. Camel Toe - A funny look at Camel Toes, what are they, what's
all the excitement about, and why do we love them so, lots of
pictures.
Camel
Toes
(posted
October 21, 2005) (Mature Visitors Only)
The
Camel Toe Song - Includes lyrics, song in wmv format. Best played
and displayed using Windows Internet Explorer (IE). Other browsers and
users may have to load appropriate plug-in.
The
Camel Toe Song
(posted
October 21, 2005) (Mature Visitors Only)
Camel
Toads v. Camel Toes - An actual letter asking what are Camel Toads,
very funny. Song is in mp3 format. Best played and displayed
using
Windows Internet
Explorer (IE). Other browsers and users may have
to load appropriate plug-in.
Camel
Toads
(posted
October 21, 2005) (Mature Visitors Only)
A Muslim
Terrorist Training Manual - Another Original by The Encantoman
(This is damn funny, see the Hand Signals, thus observe the idiots
every
more)
Terrorist
Training Manual
(Updated
08-19-2005)
Here
Are Some 'Real Uses for the Koran' - Another Original by The Encantoman
(Solely intended for Humor Purposes only, may offend some people)
(Islam the religion of peace and tolerance my ass or Insult Me Insult
You)
The
Quran
(Updated
08-06-2005)
The
Perfect Woman - My idea of the perfect woman, see if you
agree. It's
funny, includes Specifications, Sound, and Funny Pictures about Women.
The
Perfect Woman
(Updated
08-04-2005) (for
Adults Only)
I Wish
I Was An Oscar Mayer Weiner - Includes Jokes, Poems, Sound, and
Funny Pictures about Hot Dogs.
Hotdog
(Updated
08-03-2005)
Grandma
- Good versus Bad, you judge, could this be your grandmother
gone wild?
Bad
Granny
(Updated
08-03-2005) (for
Adults Only)
Jack's
Muslim Humor and Jokes Pages (lots and lots of fun stuff and links
here).
Welcome
to Jacks Muslim Humor and Joke Pages
(October-2005)
Your
Muslim Daddy is so ... (an Encanto Man original) Yes, more MUSLIM
Jokes as promised (an off beat take of the famous 'Yo Mommy'
jokes)
Yo
Muslim Daddy
(posted
05-29-2004)
Bashing
the French (the frogs deserve it)
Lets
Bash the French
(posted
05-18-2004)
Just
For Muslim Women (Sultan Jacks Muslim Bitches)
Just
4 Muslim Women
(posted
05-08-2004)
Jack's
Jiggly Room Funnies - Part 2 (funny Hooter pics) ....
More
Funny Hooter Pics
(posted
04-28-2005) (for Adults
Only)
See
Butt Crack on the World Pictures (or, Kiss My Butt).
Butt
Crack On The World
(posted
04-26-2005)
Jack's
Hooters Slide Show (for those of you who haven't been following my
daily hooter postings)
Hooter
Slides
(posted
03-24-2005)
Are
You A Real MUSLIM?
Take
the Muslim Test
(posted
10-16-2004)
Jack's
Jiggly Room Funnies Part 1
Funny
Hooter Pics and Jokes
(posted
09-21-2004) (for
Adults Only)
The
Pancake Controversy, Old versus New, is finally settled
Pancakes
v Pancakes
(posted
09-07-2004)
Yo
Muslim Mommy Jokes - Part 4
More
Yo Mommy Jokes from Jack
(posted
08-23-2004)
Internet
Security Tips, you better know this stuff
Are
You In Trouble
(posted
08-19-2004)
Jack's
Homepage (jack shiles) Jack's Free Links on the Net (www). New
pages and revisions being added all the time. Please note, I have moved.
Jack
Shiles Homepage
Jack's
Pussy Jokes - A list of jokes about that wet vaginal area men
love so much.
Get
Some of Jack's Pussy
(for
Adults Only)
Yo
Muslim Momma's So Damn Ugly She ....
Yo
Mommy is a Muslim Pt 2
(posted
06-25-2004)
You
May Be A Redneck Muslim If ... Part 3
(best yet, with
pictures)
You
May Be A Redneck Muslim If - Page 3
(Updated
06-19-2004)
Yo
Muslim Mommy is ...
Your Muslim Mother is so ....
(Updated 07-27-04) (now with 3 different topic webpages)
Yo
Mommy is a Muslim
Toon
Babes with Boobs from Jack Shiles - A daily posting of toons with
boobs who want you to watch them. Masturbate over good looking
cartoon babes. You can jerk-off no one is watching.
(for Adults
Only)
Daily
Cartoon Babe with Boobs
(Updated
09-12-2004)
You
May Be A Redneck Muslim If ... Part 2 (Updated
05-17-2004)
You
May Be A Redneck Muslim If - Page 2
Are
You A Real Man - so you pussy fart, take the TEST see if you are a
real man or just a wannabe.
Take
The TEST
(posted
03-27-04)
Redneck
Muslim (Updated
07-27-04) (now with 3 pages)
You
May Be A Redneck Muslim If
Redneck
Marine - Where all the Encantoman's Original Redneck Jokes started.
You
May Be A Redneck Marine If
PERIODICALLY
UPDATED WEB
PAGES:
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Note: I know these two Websites need to be completely redone.
I apologize
for the delay. Unfortunately I am busy bashing and stomping
the hell
out of Malaysia because these worthless shits won't give me back
the money
they stole from me.
The
Many Funny Uses of Duck Tape
Duck
Tape
What
if Condoms Where Commercialized
Condoms
What's
Coming Soon:
Starting
in MAY
2007 ...
I plan to increase my Muslim (Islam) and
Anti-Malaysia Websites. These assholes
still have NOT returned the money they stole from me ....
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
Announcements
and Changes:
Planned
for this Month are:
(1)
I will finish converting ALL my
free website
pages to my permanent domain registered
Sites. I am nearly done.
(2)
I will try and add some New Websites this month. see above
(3) I plan some new pages for stevenshiles.com.
(4) Some updates will be done to existing Websites.
What's
being Canceled or Modified:
For MAY
2007 ...
As of March 26, 2007 The Encantoman's Daily Jokes has moved to a NEW
URL location. www.encantoman.com/Daily_Jokes.html Please
take note of the new address. All of my old FREE websites are being
moved to permanent website domain addresses.
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for your many emails and support.
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Here are
SOME Humorous and Entertaining,
But True
Signs of Our Times:
Whats
New from The Encanto Man 