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What's New - 
For MAY 2007 ...
ALL NEW ITEMS (Latest items are posted first):

Malaysia Sucks Part Three - Another Original by The Encantoman. 
        Malaysia Sucks Part 3 is continued anout those those useless Bumi
 Malay
        Muslims. It's funny but all true, see it to believe it! Remember Malasyia is
        Terrorist State.  Thanks for your support!
 
        Malaysia Really Really Sucks - Malaysia needs a Civil War now!

        Malaysia Sucks Part 3  (New 05-17-2007)

A Civil War In Malaysia Blog Posting Rules - Now either register as a Blog User 
        or just simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and repost 
        it as requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, A Civil War
        Is Brewing in Malaysia.  Email your Malaysia Blog Posting to: 
        malaysiasucks2007@yahoo.com

        Malaysia Blog Posting Rules  (New 05-17-2007)

Just Who Is This Encantoman -  That created the Malaysian Blog, A Civil War 
        is Brewing in Malsysia.

      Who Is The Encantoman  (New 05-17-2007)

Malaysia Sucks Part Two - Another Original by The Encantoman. 
        I have completed Part 2 about Malaysia and those useless Bumi
 Malay
        Muslims. It's funny but all true, see it to believe it! The next update will
        start a new Webpage, Thanks for your support!
 
        Remember Malaysia Sucks - Malaysia needs a Civil War now!

        Malaysia Sucks Part 2  (Updated 05-17-2007)

Malaysia Sucks - Another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encantoman).
        Finally a dedicated website and domain to signify what a bunch of useless
        Twits Bumi Malay Muslims really are, and what a boil on the ass of the world
        Malaysia really is.  They stole my friggin money and I want it back!
        Malaysia Sucks  (Updated 05-17-2007)

Mr. Shiles Homepage (david shiles) - A website about, for, and dedicated to 
        Lionel Train Collectors.

      David Shiles Home Page  (New 05-02-2007)

Once In A Lifetime - A weird scientific fact that will only occur once, see it now!
        Once In A Life Time  (New 04-28-2007) 

Baby Talk - Funny Pictures with captions.  Proof women complain from birth 
        to death.

        Baby Talk  (New 04-28-2007) 

The Fake Penis - Now MEN can enhance their sexual attractiveness by
        wearing the 'Fake Penis' and other gizmos. Men now can compete
        with
women who wear the fake camel toe.

        The Fake Penis  (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

Oh That Summer Vacation - This web page reflects how careful one
        must be in todays society, even at the beach. Be very very careful
        who you rub sun tan lotion on.

        Summer Vacation  (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

The Honeymoon Surprise - This wedding night could be something else.
        Honeymoon Surprise  (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

Home Made Loving - Learn how to make an 'Artificial Vagina' from 
        a Canadian Federal Prisoner with Internet access he calls 'Fifi.'
   
        Ah My Fifi   (Updated 04-27-2007) (for Adults Only)

Helpful Real Estate Hints and Tips - Includes Ideas to Help Sell Your Home;
        How to select a Real Estate Agent; Gardening Tips; and much more. Now
        with even more stuff, pictures, and links.
Remember ALL Realtors Suck   
        Real Estate Tips   (Updated 04-26-2007)

All Realtors Suck Blog Archives - Yes, all Blog Postings from inception 
        to today have been archived. They are there for your reading pleasure 
        and enjoyment. I corrected the spelling but the Blog is in tact as posted 
        (except for those which attacked me personally, I removed). See what 
        others have posted and said about Realtors, Real Estate Companies, 
        Mortgage Lenders, Home Builders, etc.

        Realtor Blog Archives  (New 04-25-2007)

All Realtors Suck Blog Posting Rules - Now either register as a Blog User or 
        just simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and repost 
        it as requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, All Realtors 
        Suck. Email your Realtor Blog Posting to: chasingjack@yahoo.com

        Realtor Blog Posting Rules  (New 04-25-2007)

REALTORS Really Suck - This BLOG forum (thread) has just completed 
        a change and update. The old posted files through April 25, 2007 have
        been archived. This Blog is an open forum for discussing real estate 
        issues including Realtors, Real Estate Brokers, Real Estate Companies, 
        Mortgage Brokers, New Home Builders, Sub Divisions, Title Companies,
        Underwriters, Inspection Services, HOAs, etc.  Basically anything and 
        any subject related to or about the Real Estate Industry including high 
        commission fees and high closing cost and what to do about them. 
        Vote for your 'Worst' Real Estate Company.  Come on let me have 
        your input. All comments both Pro and Con are welcome.  No personal 
        attacks on me are permitted.  No profane language.  Please avoid from 
        using individual names, but company names are permitted.

         All Realtors Suck   (Updated 04-25-2007)

The Encanto Man's Home Page - An adventure awaits you in in Humor and 
        Entertainment.

        Encantoman Home Page  (Updated 04-07-2007)

Jack's Pedophile Jokes - A list of sick jokes, logos, animations, links, and images
        Pedophile Jokes  (Updated 04-05-2007) (Adults Only)

The Daily Announcement - It's Improved, 3 postings daily.         
        The Daily Announcement  (Updated 04-05-2007) (for Adults Only)

Jerk Off Here - Come on in, Masturbate on the Internet. Another very funny 
        and
 entertaining webpage from The Encantoman. 
        Sorry this site is for Adults Only
.
        Jerk-Off Here  (Updated 04-03-2007)

The Encantomans (a.k.a. Jack Shiles) Disclaimer Page (legal notice). That
        useless shit that idiots, I mean lawyers like to read. The bottom line is
        my web pages are for Humor Purposes only, and are protected free
        speech under the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
        Disclaimer  (Updated 04-03-2007)

The Encanto Man's Daily Jokes - Two NEW Jokes posted every day that
        cover all categories, subjects, and topics. Damn funny stuff.  Come on in
        laugh out loud everyone else is. The 'Encantoman' is now in his 5th year.
        The famous encantoman a.k.a. Jack Shiles.

        Encantoman Daily Jokes  (Updated on 03-27-2007) 

Jack's Muslim LINKS - Some of my special Muslim Bashing and Humor pages 
        are found here. Just lots of fun stuff, come on Islam do you have a Funny 
        Bone? 
I betting you don't.  You Muslims would be so much better off if 
        you developed 
a Sense of Humor.  Test your level of humor sensitivity here!
        Remember Malaysia Really Sucks

        Jacks Muslim Links   (Updated 03-22-2007

Just for Muslim Men - This is really funny.  Another great one from
        The Encantoman. What happens when a fat Muslim gets a sex change?
        Remember Piss on a Muslim today, they seem to really like it.
        Just 4 Muslim Men  (Updated 03-22-2007)

U.S. Rules of Engagement - Yes they have been revised and updated. Damn
        funny shit from the famous Encantoman a.k.a. Mr. Jack Shiles. If warfare
        could only be like this America would never have any more problems.
        Fuck being politically correct, its better to be safe than sorry, Death to
        Towel Heads. Remember Islam we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims
        yet.  Remember Malaysia Really Sucks 
        Rules of Engagement  (Updated 03-22-2007)

What Happens When A Muslim Dies ?? - Another Original by The Encantoman
        Come on celebrate with the entire world somewhere another useless
        Islamic Koran Reading, Camel Dung Eating, Goat Fucking Muslim is dead,   
        enjoy
 my animated dancing page. Come sing a long, and have a great day!
        Remember Piss on a Muslim today, they seem to really like it.
        Muslim Deaths  (Updated 03-22-2007)

A Real American Hero (Or, how to piss on a Muslim) ...
        A Marine Corps Hero  (Updated 03-22-2007)

Opening Up A Can Of Whoop Ass - 'The Letter' This is an official letter
        from America and George W. Bush, President and Commander in Chief
        to Islam, al-Qaida, The Taliban, Muslims Everywhere, Osama bin Laden,
        et. al. we hereby accept your invitation, Let the Game begin, but there
        shall be no rules of engagement.

        The Letter  (Updated 03-17-2007)

The Illegal Immigrant Poem - This is sad but very true, how America is
        being turned into the dumping ground for all the world's unemployed,
        illiterate useless human beings that real U.S. Taxpayers have to pay for.
        Sad But True (Updated 03-17-2007) 

Attack of the Reptiles - This is a true story, be wary, it is scary. Just something
        our utility workers face in real life. More proof that if animals aren't in
        the food chain they should be killed not saved, so fuck you P.E.T.A.
        Workers Surprised  (Updated 03-17-2007) 

Steven Shiles, USMC - This website is now completely 'Redesigned.' It 
        will have some of the original web pages.  However, it will concentrate 
        on Humor and Interesting Pictures plus some Military content and 
        subject. Expect a lot more pages to be added, so check back frequently. 

        This site does NOT have any adult content.

        Steven Shiles, USMC  (Updated 03-17-2007)

 Lets Bomb Iraq Song - The Original Version. A damn funny song parody about
        what lead up to the Iraq war and the over throw of Saddam.
        Lets Bomb Iraq   (Updated 03-14-2007) 

Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer Song - A damn funny song parody about
        Christmas, Osama bin Laden, and Santa Claus.
        Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer   (Updated 03-14-2007) 

The Taliban Song - A damn funny song parody bashing The Taliban and Islam.
        The Taliban Blues   (Updated 03-14-2007) 

Weekly Idiot Awards  - Yes, The Encantoman has brought back the 'Idiot 
        Awards.' I received hundreds of emails requesting this web page be
        brought back, so here it is.  Now submit your choice for the 'IDIOT 
        Award.'  Everyone knows or encounters an Idiot somewhere!
        Yes this site will have archives.

         Weekly Idiot Award   (Updated 03-11-2007)

The Seven Stages of LIFE (we all go through it) 
        Lifes 7 Stages  (Updated 03-07-07) 

2003 Most Annoying Awards
        Most Annoying Awards  (Updated 03-07-07) 

The Daily Posting - Now a special website dedicated just for My Daily Postings.
         Daily Posting  (New 02-21-2007)

Jack's Daily Drunk Girls - Daily postings of drunk people. Pictures are 
        from around the world. Submit one, be part of the fun. Has a 10 Day 
        archive. 
Sorry this site is for Adults Only.    
        Daily Drunk Pics   (Updated 02-21-2007) 

The Consumer Final Gets Even - Yes this is the story of a consumer, a guy 
        just like you and me, who got even with the phone company. Ever one 
        should see this website. It also answers the age old question by every 
        student in school, 'Why do I need to learn all this math?'
   
        Consumer Revenge   (New 02-15-2007)

Uses for Dead Pussy - Another funny Muslim website from the great
        one himself, The Famous Encantoman. Yes indeed see my 51 Uses
        for a Dead Muslim Pussy. This site also has picture images that
        may offend some. It includes funny one lines for 'Pussy.' Read
        them, if I missed any submit yours, they will be posted at the
        bottom of the page.
(for Adults Only) Remember Malaysia Sucks
       Uses For Dead Pussy   (Updated 02-11-2007)

Stop the Price Fixing in Real Estate - This is a consumer alert action. Stop high
        price real estate commissions, high closing costs, and put an end to the
        'Good Ole Boy' attitude of screw the consumer (buyer, seller, investor).
        This problem is entrenched in every Real Estate Commission in the United
        States. America has had enough, join me, lets Recall Elaine Richardson,
        Arizona Real Estate Commissioner.
Sign My Recall Petition.   
        Recall Petition   (Updated 02-09-2007)

How To Mail The Encantoman - This webpage has the appropriate 
        contact information on how and where to submit picture images; 
        cartoons; jokes; BLOG entries; advertising; reporting broken or 
        outdated links; bitch, moan, and complaints; suggestions for web 
        page updates or adding new pages; etc.

        Contact Info  (New 01-31-2007)

Muslim Online Complaint Form - Are you an ass wipe useless low life 
        scum sucking worthless Koran Reading Mohammed following 
        Muslim, Islamic Radical, Future Suicide Bomber, Jihadist, or 
        just No Account BUMI Malay, then just register your complaint
        about these websites here!

        Online Complaint Form  (New 01-27-2007) 

Dealing With Your Enemies - An inspirational guideline.
        I am Inspired  (New 01-27-2007) 

What Can Be Done About This Shit Hole Called Malaysia - A list of viable 
        courses of action that can be taken against this Islamic Terrorist State 
        (country).
Remember Malaysia Really Really Sucks
        Malaysia and Terrorism  (New 01-27-2007) 

The United States Political Outlook On Terrorist - Why oil and other big 
        business prevent U.S. political leaders both on the left and right from 
        overthrowing the Islamic led regime (so-called government) of Malaysia 
        who outright supports, funds, trains, and harbors terrorist. They even 
        send fighters to Iraq and Afghanistan to kill Americans. 

        USA on Terrorism  (New 01-27-2007) 

Terrorist Hunters - Yes another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encanto Man).
        This website has been re-designed and updated. Learn who America's
        enemies are and how the U.S. Government does nothing about it because
        of Big Business interest. Remember Malaysia Really Sucks!!
        Terrorist Hunters  (New 01-12-2007) 

Jack's Hooter BLOG - Come on in, Blog me, talk about Hooters, Boobs, Tits, Sex.
        Hooter Blog  (Now with lots of monthly Archives - you got to read these 
        great
stories about sex and hooters, they're strange, they're bizarre, 
        they're funny).
  (Updated on 01-03-2006) (for Adults Only)

A Civil War In Malaysia -  My newest BLOG. This blog is about the potential 
        of a Civil War in Malaysia that is brewing because the non-Muslims are
        oppressed and subject to racial profiling by the BUMI Malays who are 
        Muslim, and who want an all Islamic State. Blog me, tell if you think
        Malaysia is a racist society, and is a Civil War on the horizon.

        Civil War in Malaysia  (New 12-31-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks

The Holy Koran in Pictures - Another Great Original from The Encantoman
        Funny pictures and animations, the greatest Poop Story ever told.
        What America really thinks of Islam, Muslims, and the Quran.
        (Solely intended for Humor Purposes only, may offend some people)       
        The Holy Koran  (Updated 12-19-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks

Jack's Daily Hooters - Now 8 New Pics Posted Every Day (daily)
        Best damn daily sex pictures on the Net.
        (Now includes 6 hooters pics; 1 erect puffy nipple pic; and 1 tits and ass pic)
        Jacks Daily Hooters  (Updated 12-16-2006) (for Adults Only)

16 Banned Toys - An abstract but funny look at some hard to find toys, 
        which would be banned for sale, because they are not 'Politically Correct.'  
        What do you think? The Encantoman says they are damn funny, just 
        bring it on! Yes that's right, all ready 4 new banned toys have been added!

        Toys That Are Banned  (Updated 12-14-2006)

Santa Claus Is Pissed Off - A funny poem with pictures that tells the story 
        why Santa Claus is pissed off this year
.  He says all you children have 
        been bad.

        Why Santa Claus Is Angry  (New 12-09-2006)

The Story of Noah's Ark - Learn what conversation took place between the 
        Lord GOD and
Noah in building the Ark prior to the great flood of 
        40 days and 40 nights.
  This is damn funny.  Another great one from 
        The Famous Encantoman.

        Noah's Ark  (Updated 12-02-2006) 

Kiss Kiss - Can you tell her cup size? Look at the lipstick stains. This is
        really funny, it will put a smile on your face.  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        Kiss Kiss  (Updated 11-27-2006) 

A Message To ISLAM and Muslims Everywhere -  Presented by the famous
        Encanto Man where we BASH the HELL out of Islam, Arabs, The Profit
        Mohammed, The Holy Koran (Quran), Muslims in General, and especially
        low life ass wipe useless Bumi Malaysians.  Why, because they make it
        so easy for the rest of us to make fun of them, and they friggin deserve it.
        Boycott Malaysian Products  
       A Message For Islam  (Updated 11-26-2006) 

Say NO To Being An Organ and Human Tissue Donor - Learn Why, this is sad
        but true.  
        Organ and Tissue Donor (Updated 11-26-2006) 

Where Have All The American Jobs Gone? - A comprehensive list of U.S.
        Companies that Export U.S. Jobs overseas and to which primary countries.
        Stop the export of America NOW !!
        Boycott these countries imported goods.
        Boycott the companies that sell America and Americans for Profits.
        Exporting America (Updated 11-25-2006) 

Made in America - You got to read this.  Have you ever wondered where all
        the really good paying jobs have gone?  Well this will explain the facts
        of life and what America has become, a nation of imports for goods and
        exports for jobs.  It would be funny if it wasn't true.  Remember Malaysia 
        Sucks

        Made in America  (Updated 11-24-2006) 

Do The MATH - Did you ever winder what it takes to make up 100%. This should
        be taught in school. The boss knows best. See how smart you are. Funny
        but often true.  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        Do The MATH  (Updated 11-22-2006) 

11 Letters or the Number 11 - This is all true. It is not only weird but scary
        as well. This is the story of how 911 (September 11th), The Holy Koran
        (Quarn), and the American Bald Eagle are all connected by the number
        'Eleven.'  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        11 Letters  (Updated 11-21-2006) 

Your Psychology Profile - When it comes to the Internet, who are you? 
        What are you? What type of personality is reflected by your use of 
        the Internet through such things as surfing, free online advertising 
        sites like craigslist, blogs, forums, opinion polls, surveys, purchases, 
        likes, dislikes ... find out about yourself. Visit this site now!

      
Your Psychological Profile   (New 11-18-2006)

The Insane Q and A - Now is your chance, ask any question on any subject
        and I will try and give you an honest answer or opinion.  I will post all

        questions no matter what the subject content. Even taking shots at me 
        are permitted, wow, how to resist tha
t one ... huh.  Don't sit there, visit
        now, ask your question. The site is very popular, with so many entries 
        archives have been added. So for each month I will have a separate 
        archived file (web page). The Current Month's entries will still be on
        the main webpage.

        Insane Q-n-A  (Updated 11-02-2006) (moved to daily posting section)

A Message for Al Jazeera Arab Satellite TV from America.
        (
This webpage has moved to a New URL location) 
Malaysia Sucks !!
        Muslims Be Advised  (Updated 10-28-2006) 

Real Estate Jokes - More real estate stuff from JACK.
        Real Estate Jokes
   (New 10-27-2006)

Daily Posting - Now just a website for Daily Postings.
         Daily Posting  (Updated 10-04-2006)

The Daily MUSLIM - A new posting every day. Hey bashing Islam is fun, 
        and Muslims make it so damn easy for the rest of us.

        Allah thinks these pictures are funny so why don't you?
         (has moved to a New URL location) Remember Malaysia Sucks
        The Daily Muslim  (Updated 10-04-2006) 

Realtors Tell Lies  - Another in my series of the real estate industry is out of 
        control. Here is an example of how Realtors lie, exaggerate the facts, 
        confuse and intimidate the consumer.

         Realtors Tell Lies   (New 09-25-2006)

Boycott Burger King - They are anti American.  Another case of American
        big business screwing Americans. Say enough, boycott these ass wipes
        on the world who support our enemies.  What's in your Hamburger?      
        Boycott Burger King  (Updated 09-20-2006) 

America versus Islam  -  My first published BLOG. An open forum and discussion 
        in the event America suffers another 911 attack or worse and the government    
        fails to act with proper response. This is a concept based on forming a private
        military operation that would land on the sea coast of Saudi Arabia and march 
        to MECCA burning everything to the ground. Please let me have your thoughts 
        and input on this abstract idea.

         America versus Islam   (New 09-01-2006)

What Type of 'DICKHEAD' Are You  - View the picture images, just
        select the one that best suits you! 
The Encantoman presents another
        great website.
     
         Hey Dickhead   (New 08-29-2006)

Funny Fingers - They really are funny. The Encantoman presents another
        great website.
    
        Funny Fingers   (New 08-29-2006)

GOOGLE THIS - Learn why Google, the search engine, SUCKS!
       Google This  (Updated 08-23-2006)

Jack's Daily Cartoon - Daily postings, damn funny cartoons here.
        
Sorry this site is for Adults Only.    
        The Daily Cartoon   (Updated 08-14-2006) 

The Daily Picture - A new posting each day.
        They are funny, interesting, bizarre, and creative. These pictures
        are collected from around the world just for your daily entertainment.
       
(has moved to a New URL location)
        The Daily Picture  (Updated 07-30-2006)

The Encanto Man Presents - Mr. Pee Pee Head (see who is in the toilet of
        life today).  Who has been bad and wins the coveted dishonor of the
        Pee Pee Award and gets pissed on.  A daily posting.  No one is except
        from the little boy's pee pee. Are you next to be urinated (pissed) on?        
        You Are A Pee Pee Head  (Updated 07-27-2006) 

A Poem About Mohammed - Now get the truth about Mohammad the Profit
        in this funny and entertaining silly poem from the famous Encantoman.
        Another original by - JACK.

       Mohammed the Profit  (New 06-25-2006)

SHILES Home Page - This new page is a registered domain and web
        hosted site. It permanently replaces my free website at 
        members.cox.net/shilesjack/
        please take note of the change.

       The Shiles Home Page  (New 06-06-2006)

Jack's Daily Brainless Inspirations and Thoughts -
       This is the original.  A new posting every day.  Most of these are my
        own original insults, thoughts, funny one liners, and silly inspirations
        to make your day.  Use them.  Go ahead insult people.  And, remember
        'Piss on a Muslim Today, they seem to like it.'
        The Daily Inspiration  (Updated 06-06-2006)

Jack's Famous Recipes - I finally got my new webpage started.  Here is a
        complete recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey Diner. More to come soon.
        Jacks Famous Recipes  (Updated 06-06-2006) 

Jack's Daily Brainless Inspirations, Insults, and Thought Archives.
        (if you missed a daily posting over time, I have posted my third set
        of archives, with more to come) 
        Jacks Insults  (Updated 06-06-2006) 
        Jacks Insults Part 2  (Updated 06-06-2006) 
        Jacks Insults Part 3  (Updated 06-06-2006) 

Jack's Daily Erect Puffy Nipples - A New Pic Posted Every Day (daily)
        Jacks Daily Nipples  (Updated 03-24-2006) (for Adults Only)

Jack's Daily Tits and Ass - A New Pic Posted Every Day (daily)
        Jacks Daily T&A  (Updated 03-24-2006) (for Adults Only)

At The Home Depot Store - Larry the cable guy discusses his trip to the
        Home Depot. This is damn funny. Best Redneck Comedy ever.
        Note - Video is best played in Windows format using Internet Explorer.
        Please turn up your speaker volume.
        Home Depot  (New 03-22-2006)

Redneck Hooters - Watch the girl smash beer cans with her big boobs.
        Note - This video clip has no sound. (for Adults Only)
        Redneck Hooters  (New 03-22-2006)

I Am My Own Grandpa - This Redneck Song includes picture images,
        animations, and song lyrics. It is really funny, so what's in your
        family tree?
        I Am My Own Grandpa  (New 03-20-2006)

Bad Grandpa - Find out why Grandpa married the daughter (for Adults Only)
        Bad Grandpa  (New 03-20-2006)

Encantoman's 2005 Sex Slave Awards (for Adults Only)
        2005 Sex Slave Awards  (New 03-18-2006)

Encantoman's 2003 Sex Slave Awards (for Adults Only)
        2003 Sex Slave Awards  (Updated 03-17-2006)

Encantoman's 2004 Sex Slave Awards (for Adults Only)
        2004 Sex Slave Awards  (Updated 03-17-2006)

How To Use A Redneck Computer - Complete with pictures and words.
        Also has a great wav file which plays best in Windows IE format,
        please turn up your speaker volume. Yes this is another funny one
        from the famous Encantoman.
        Redneck Computer  (New 03-14-2006)

Vacation Hot Spots - Where do you wanna go on vacation? Here's
        another great one from The Encantoman.
        Vacations  (New 03-14-2006)

Go Ahead Lick Me - This is both amusing and funny.
        Lick Me  (New 03-14-2006)

Bad Dog - This part two in The Encantoman's series of The Bad Dog.
        This is damn funny.
        Bad Dog - Part 2  (New 03-13-2006)

How To Train Your Bad Dog (the original page).
        Bad Dog  (Updated 03-13-2006)

How To Clean Your Toilet - Is your Toilet Bowl clean? Here's a unique
        cleaning suggestion
        Clean That Smelly Old Toilet  (Updated 03-13-2006)

More Mohammed Cartoons - Yes, here are Three more pages of those
        Mohammed Cartoons that all idiot Muslims around the world demonstrated,
        rioted, incited violence, fired guns into the air, burnt flags, carried stupid
        signs, set fire to buildings, and in general made an ass of themselves.
        Yes I have more to publish.  Do have any interesting cartoons or funny
        pictures of anything ISLAM? If you do sent it to me, I will post it.
        Remember Malaysia Sucks
        Mohammed Cartoons Part 4  (New 03-11-2006)
        Mohammed Cartoons Part 3  (New 03-11-2006)
        Mohammed Cartoons Part 2  (New 03-11-2006)

MAS Mile High Club Member - I bet Malaysian Airlines didn't know I was a
        Mile High Club Member on one of their flights.  Well they know now!!
        Another experience flying MAS (Malaysian Airlines). 
        Malaysian Airlines  (New 03-10-2006) (for Adults Only)

Can Muslims Be Good Americans - The answers may shock you.  The
        news media and their liberal hype has distorted the truth.  But the
        Encantoman presents the facts, you read, you decide for yourself.
        But if America is attacked again, don't blame me, I have issued the
        warning. Remember the London subway bombings, they were done
        by so-called British Muslim citizens.
        Muslim Americans  (New 03-10-2006)

Life's Weekly Meter Reading - Another funny one from the famous Encantoman.
        A meter, read weekly, that measures how much you (I) care about shit.
        Meter Reading  (New 03-09-2006)

Levees of the World - See how other countries compare to the USA in flood
        control. This is clearly a another example of how our stupid politicians
        plan for a disaster, This would be funny if it wasn't so sad. New Orleans
        residents get ready the Army Corps of Engineers has returned to help
        you.
        Levees  (New 03-09-2006)

Just 4 Muslims - The long awaited, desired, and highly sought after Frequently
        Asked Questions (FAQs) by Muslims. 
        Muslim FAQ's  (Updated 03-08-2006)

Malaysia Claims They Have Found Missing Page to The Holy Koran - The
        Prime Minister of Malaysia, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi,
        announced that Malaysia historians have discovered a missing page
        to the Quran (Muslim Bible).  Is this a false claim, rumor, bullshit, fact,
        humor, or what?
        Malaysia and The Holy Koran  (New 03-06-2006)

The True Face of Islam - Know it, understand it, and know that the Holy War
        has commenced and Muslims want to Rule the World at any cost to
        non Muslims or Muslims that stand in their way. This is all done in
        the name of The Profit Mohammed.  Remember Malaysia Sucks
        The Face of Islam  (New 03-03-2006)
        The Face of Islam Part 2  (New 03-03-2006)
        The Face of Islam Part 3  (New 03-03-2006)
 
Jack Shiles Home Page (www.jackshiles.com) - Greatest Links on the Internet.
        New pages and revisions are being added all the time. This page just
        under went another design revision.
      Jack Shiles Homepage  (Updated 06-06-2006)

Proof Malaysia Is A Racist Society - The China Business Daily has posted
        an independent report verifying most of the things I have been saying
        about this shit hole Southeast Asia country called Malaysia. Read the
        racist statistics and judge for yourself.
        Malaysia The Racist Society  (New 03-01-2006)

Traveling In Malaysia - Read my personal experiences traveling in
        Malaysia.
        Traveling In Malaysia  (New 03-01-2006)

My Malaysian Airline Experience - Read my personal experiences Flying
        with MAS (Malaysian Airlines).
        Malaysian Airlines (MAS)  (New 03-01-2006)

My Malaysia Story - After receiving hundreds of email request, here is my
        story of what happened to me in Malaysia, by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The
        Encantoman).  It's in summary format. and YES it is all true!
        My Malaysia Story  (New 02-26-2006)
 
Mohammed and the Controversial Muslim Cartoons - So what's all the fuss
        about there Islam, I've been doing funny humor pictures, cartoons, and
        jokes about Islam, Muslims, and Mohammed for years? I posted the ones
        sent to me, as is. The ones shown on this page are the talk of CNN, MSNBC,
        FoxNews, and other news networks from around the world ... But remember,
        the funniest of them all come from the original source, The Encantoman.
        Now includes anti-West, anti-Islam, and Anti-Israeli cartoons. Let the toons
        keep coming, send them to me, I will post them.
        Mohammed Cartoons  (Updated 02-23-2006) (Again there are more in)

Australia Speaks Out - Australia has issued a warning to all Muslims living
        down under in Aussie land to behave themselves or be kicked out of
        the country.  Read the story. Why can't the USA, Canada, Russia, China,
        India, and Europe get some guts, get tough, and do the same?
        Australia  (Updated 02-23-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks

Don't Try This In America - In India a government state minister, Haji
        Mohammad Yaqoob, has issued a death threat and offered a bounty for
        the beheading of Danish Newspaper Cartoonist. You try this bullshit in
        America and you better go live with Osama bin Laden in a cave.  America,
        get out you guns, get some pork fat from the butcher, coat your bullets
        with Pigs Fat, and tell Islam we are waiting.  And India proclaims itself
        a nation pledged to stop terrorism. Try stopping your own first. Wake up
        India, put this ass wipe to death now! Read the whole story, see the pictures.
        Don't Try This In America  (Updated 02-23-2006)

How To Properly Identify A Dishwasher - Or, are Men really that stupid?
        Another funny comparison website from the famous Encantoman.
        Even the ladies will like it, but the Men will definitely love it.  This
        is actually a very good vision test of What Is or is Not a 'Dishwasher.'
        (for Adults Only)
        Dishwasher (New 02-22-2006)

America Have you Lost Your Mind - Have you gone insane? The controversy
        over these idiotic stupid Mohammed Cartoons and the lunacy of Muslims
        has now spilled over into the streets of the USA.  Why aren't these scum
        bags being deported? Read the whole story, see the pictures. 
        America  (New 02-20-2006)

STOP Wondering - Life has many questions. What, when, where, and why
        are often asked about many things. This is a simple approach to one
        of life's many questions in the 21st Century. Look at the cosmetic
        surgery and see if you live in a vacuum or know the truth.
        Stop Wondering  (New 02-10-2006)

See How Cluttered Web Design Pages Take Away from the Message or Product.
        Crazy Web Designs  (Updated 02-03-2006)

Why You Didn't Get A Present from Santa Claus - Another great web page
        from The Encantoman. This is really funny. So you didn't get a present
        this year, learn why. This is best viewed in Windows Internet Explorer
        (IE), song plays automatically, it is really funny. (for Adults Only)
        Santa Claus (New 01-06-2006)

What is a Towel Head (good v. bad Towel Head) - Take the test your life could
        depend on knowing the difference:
        The Towel Head Test  (Updated 01-04-2006)
        Towel Head v Towel Head - Part 2  (New 01-04-2006)

Piss on a Muslim Today - Yes now you can piss on a Muslim today, don't
        worry they seem to really like it.  Visit this page daily, visit often, send
        Muslim Terrorist a message.  PISS on a Muslim for America, send Islam
        a message that no one believes they are the religion of peace and tolerance.
        Piss On A Muslim Today   (New 12-27-2005) Remember Malaysia Really Sucks

Jacks Funny Muslim Images - Yes, here are MORE of my funny images of Islam.
        These 2 new additions of funny Muslim pictures are from 'The Daily Muslim'
        archived files.  So far I have now created 6 Pages of images for your fun and
        viewing pleasure. Come on in, Lets Bash Islam together, after all they make
        it so easy for the rest of us to make fun of them.
        Funny Muslim Pics - Page 5  (New 12-24-2005)
        Funny Muslim Pics - Page 6  (New 12-24-2005)

Bad Santa Claus - Santa Claus is good, bad, and very jolly (adult content) ...
        Bad Santa   (New 12-15-2005)

Why Santa Claus only comes out one night each year (adult content).
        Santa's Night  (Updated 12-14-2005)

Jack's Funny Muslim Pictures (funny images of Islam) - Another Original
        by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encantoman).  These funny pics are from
        'The Daily Muslim' archived files. So far I have created the following 
        4 New Pages of images for your fun and pleasure. Come on in, Lets
        Bash Islam together, after all they make it so easy for the rest of us
        to make fun of them.
        Funny Muslim Pics - Page 1  (New 11-30-2005)
        Funny Muslim Pics - Page 2  (New 11-30-2005)
        Funny Muslim Pics - Page 3  (New 11-30-2005)
        Funny Muslim Pics - Page 4  (New 11-30-2005)

Life's Organizational Chart - Even Nature knows the correct pecking order. 
        Lifes Org Chart  (posted November 10, 2005)

Camel Toe v. Camel Toe - A funny look at Camel Toes, what are they, what's
        all the excitement about, and why do we love them so, lots of pictures. 
        Camel Toes  (posted October 21, 2005) (Mature Visitors Only)

The Camel Toe Song - Includes lyrics, song in wmv format. Best played
        and displayed using Windows Internet Explorer (IE). Other browsers and
        users may have to load appropriate plug-in. 
        The Camel Toe Song  (posted October 21, 2005) (Mature Visitors Only)

Camel Toads v. Camel Toes - An actual letter asking what are Camel Toads,
        very funny. Song is in mp3 format.  Best played and displayed using
        Windows Internet Explorer (IE). Other browsers and users may have
        to load appropriate plug-in. 
        Camel Toads  (posted October 21, 2005) (Mature Visitors Only)

A Muslim Terrorist Training Manual - Another Original by The Encantoman
        (This is damn funny, see the Hand Signals, thus observe the idiots every more)  
        Terrorist Training Manual  (Updated 08-19-2005)

Here Are Some 'Real Uses for the Koran' - Another Original by The Encantoman
        (Solely intended for Humor Purposes only, may offend some people)
        (Islam the religion of peace and tolerance my ass or Insult Me Insult You)  
        The Quran  (Updated 08-06-2005)

The Perfect Woman - My idea of the perfect woman, see if you agree.  It's
        funny, includes Specifications, Sound, and Funny Pictures about Women.
        The Perfect Woman  (Updated 08-04-2005) (for Adults Only)

I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Weiner - Includes Jokes, Poems, Sound, and
        Funny Pictures about Hot Dogs.
        Hotdog  (Updated 08-03-2005)

Grandma - Good versus Bad, you judge, could this be your grandmother
        gone wild?
        Bad Granny    (Updated 08-03-2005) (for Adults Only)

Jack's Muslim Humor and Jokes Pages (lots and lots of fun stuff and links here).
        Welcome to Jacks Muslim Humor and Joke Pages   (October-2005)

Your Muslim Daddy is so ... (an Encanto Man original) Yes, more MUSLIM
        Jokes as promised (an off beat take of the famous 'Yo Mommy' jokes) 
        Yo Muslim Daddy  (posted 05-29-2004)

Bashing the French (the frogs deserve it)  
        Lets Bash the French  (posted 05-18-2004)

Just For Muslim Women (Sultan Jacks Muslim Bitches)  
        Just 4 Muslim Women  (posted 05-08-2004)

Jack's Jiggly Room Funnies - Part 2 (funny Hooter pics) .... 
        More Funny Hooter Pics  (posted 04-28-2005) (for Adults Only)

See Butt Crack on the World Pictures (or, Kiss My Butt).
        Butt Crack On The World  (posted 04-26-2005)

Jack's Hooters Slide Show (for those of you who haven't been following my
      daily hooter postings)
        Hooter Slides  (posted 03-24-2005)

Are You A Real MUSLIM?
        Take the Muslim Test  (posted 10-16-2004)

Jack's Jiggly Room Funnies Part 1
        Funny Hooter Pics and Jokes  (posted 09-21-2004) (for Adults Only)

The Pancake Controversy, Old versus New, is finally settled
        Pancakes v Pancakes  (posted 09-07-2004)

Yo Muslim Mommy Jokes - Part 4
        More Yo Mommy Jokes from Jack  (posted 08-23-2004)

Internet Security Tips, you better know this stuff
        Are You In Trouble  (posted 08-19-2004)

Jack's Homepage (jack shiles) Jack's Free Links on the Net (www). New
        pages and revisions being added all the time. Please note, I have moved.
      Jack Shiles Homepage

Jack's Pussy Jokes - A list of jokes about that wet vaginal area men
        love so much.
      Get Some of Jack's Pussy   (for Adults Only)

Yo Muslim Momma's So Damn Ugly She ....
        Yo Mommy is a Muslim Pt 2   (posted 06-25-2004)

You May Be A Redneck Muslim If  ...   Part 3 (best yet, with pictures) 
        You May Be A Redneck Muslim If - Page 3  (Updated 06-19-2004)

Yo Muslim Mommy is ...
        Your Muslim Mother is so ....
      (Updated 07-27-04) (now with 3 different topic webpages)
        Yo Mommy is a Muslim

Toon Babes with Boobs from Jack Shiles - A daily posting of toons with
        boobs who want you to watch them. Masturbate over good looking
        cartoon babes. You can jerk-off no one is watching. (for Adults Only)
        Daily Cartoon Babe with Boobs  (Updated 09-12-2004)

You May Be A Redneck Muslim If  ...   Part 2 (Updated 05-17-2004)
        You May Be A Redneck Muslim If - Page 2

Are You A Real Man - so you pussy fart, take the TEST see if you are a
        real man or just a wannabe. 
        Take The TEST  (posted 03-27-04)

Redneck Muslim (Updated 07-27-04) (now with 3 pages)
       You May Be A Redneck Muslim If

Redneck Marine - Where all the Encantoman's Original Redneck Jokes started.
        You May Be A Redneck Marine If
 

PERIODICALLY UPDATED WEB PAGES:
Special Note: I know these two Websites need to be completely redone.
I apologize for the delay. Unfortunately I am busy bashing and stomping
the hell out of Malaysia because these worthless shits won't give me back
the money they stole from me.
The Many Funny Uses of Duck Tape
        Duck Tape

What if Condoms Where Commercialized
        Condoms
 

What's Coming Soon:
Starting in MAY 2007 ...
I plan to increase my Muslim (Islam) and Anti-Malaysia Websites. These assholes
still have NOT returned the money they stole from me ....
Remember Malaysia Sucks

Announcements and Changes:
Planned for this Month are:
(1) I will finish converting ALL my free website pages to my permanent domain registered 
Sites.  I am nearly done. 
(2) I will try and add some New Websites this month.  see above
(3) I plan some new pages for stevenshiles.com. 
(4) Some updates will be done to existing Websites.  

What's being Canceled or Modified:
For MAY 2007 ... 
As of March 26, 2007 The Encantoman's Daily Jokes has moved to a NEW URL location. www.encantoman.com/Daily_Jokes.html   Please take note of the new address. All of my old FREE websites are being moved to permanent website domain addresses.
Thank you for your many emails and support.

NOTE: I get lots of emails asking if I can repost daily files someone has missed. The answer is 'NO.'  I archive my files to an off site storage.  Sorry all my time is consumed just staying up with current listings and new web pages.  Also I get about 30 to 60 emails a day so it is impossible to answer them all. I do appreciate your comments, support, and suggestions many of which I incorporate.

IMPORTANT - Anything that was posted to my FREE Website at http://members.cox.net/shilesjack/
has been replaced with a new website www.shilesjack.com/ 


Just Some Old Fashioned Laughing Out Loud (LOL) ...

Visit the many web pages brought to you by The Encanto Man .... This webpage is for Humor Purposes and Entertainment only .... Visit till your told to get off the damn computer .... But Please Visit Daily .... There is always new stuff posted here, this site offers the best and greatest links on the Internet brought to you by: Jack Shiles a.k.a. The Encantoman, where humor meets controversy and humor wins out every damn time ..... If you are offended go elsewhere but get a friggin sense of humor you vacuum brained moron useless twit of a turd occupying space on humanity ..... Don’t forget, Malaysia Sucks, they stole my money and I want it back ..... Bumi Muslim Malays are the lowest form of scum on the earth. Hey lets bomb those ugly twin high rise towers in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia and teach those con artist asswipes a real lesson ..... Also everyone remember, go out, Piss on a Muslim Today, they seem to like it ... Hey Allah thinks I am funny, so why the hell don't you? ..... Hey Moslems, get a life, get a real religion or just get lost ... Why make fun of Muslims, because the stupid bastards make it so easy for the rest of us to do so .... This web page is protected free speech under the 4th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, if your a foreigner visiting here just over throw that ugly Islamic Regime, get a real government by the People and for the People and get free speech like this, or just be able to have some good humor, entertainment or porn for your daily pleasures ... Life is too short to worry about bullshit ... hoping you are having some fun here ... Islam the Religion of Peace and Tolerance my ass!!


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