The
Daily HUMOR Website from
Malaysia
Sucks Part Three - Another Original by The Encantoman.
Malaysia Sucks Part 3 is
continued anout those
those useless Bumi Malay
Muslims.
It's funny but all true,
see it to believe it! Remember Malasyia is
Terrorist
State. Thanks for your support!
Malaysia Really Really Sucks
- Malaysia
needs a Civil War
now!
Malaysia
Sucks Part 3
(New
05-17-2007)
A Civil War In Malaysia Blog Posting Rules - Now
either register as a Blog User
or just
simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and
repost
it as
requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, A Civil War
Is
Brewing in Malaysia.
Email your Malaysia Blog Posting to:
malaysiasucks2007@yahoo.com
Malaysia Blog Posting Rules
(New
05-17-2007)
Just Who Is This Encantoman - That created the Malaysian Blog, A Civil
War
is
Brewing in Malsysia.
Who
Is The Encantoman (New
05-17-2007)
Malaysia
Sucks Part Two - Another Original by The Encantoman.
I have
completed Part 2 about Malaysia and those
useless Bumi Malay
Muslims.
It's funny but all true,
see it to believe it! The next update will
start a
new Webpage, Thanks for your support!
Remember
Malaysia Sucks - Malaysia
needs a Civil War
now!
Malaysia
Sucks Part 2
(Updated
05-17-2007)
Malaysia
Sucks - Another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encantoman).
Finally a dedicated website and domain to signify what a bunch of
useless
Twits Bumi Malay Muslims really are, and what a boil on the ass of the
world
Malaysia really is. They stole my friggin money and I want it
back!
Malaysia
Sucks
(Updated 05-17-2007)
Mr. Shiles
Homepage (david shiles) - A website about, for, and dedicated to
Lionel
Train Collectors.
David
Shiles Home Page (New
05-02-2007)
Once In A Lifetime - A weird scientific fact that
will only occur once, see it now!
Once In A Life Time
(New
04-28-2007)
Baby Talk -
Funny Pictures with
captions. Proof women complain from birth
to death.
Baby Talk
(New
04-28-2007)
The Fake Penis - Now MEN can
enhance their sexual attractiveness by
wearing
the 'Fake Penis' and other gizmos. Men now can compete
with women who wear the fake camel toe.
The
Fake Penis
(Updated 04-27-2007)
(for
Adults Only)
Oh That Summer
Vacation - This web page reflects
how careful one
must be
in todays society, even at the beach. Be very very careful
who you
rub sun tan lotion on.
Summer Vacation
(Updated 04-27-2007)
(for
Adults Only)
The Honeymoon
Surprise - This wedding night could
be something else.
Honeymoon
Surprise
(Updated 04-27-2007)
(for
Adults Only)
Home
Made Loving - Learn how to make an 'Artificial Vagina' from
a
Canadian
Federal Prisoner with Internet access he calls 'Fifi.'
Ah My Fifi
(Updated 04-27-2007) (for
Adults Only)
Helpful
Real Estate Hints and Tips -
Includes Ideas to Help Sell Your Home;
How to
select a Real Estate Agent; Gardening Tips; and much more. Now
with even
more stuff, pictures, and links. Remember ALL Realtors Suck
Real Estate Tips
(Updated 04-26-2007)
All
Realtors Suck Blog Archives - Yes, all Blog Postings from
inception
to today
have been archived. They are there for your reading pleasure
and
enjoyment. I corrected the spelling but the Blog is in tact as
posted
(except
for those which attacked me personally, I removed). See what
others
have posted and said about Realtors, Real Estate Companies,
Mortgage
Lenders, Home Builders, etc.
Realtor Blog Archives
(New
04-25-2007)
All Realtors
Suck Blog Posting Rules - Now either register as a Blog User
or
just
simply email me your Blog Posting and I will spell check it and
repost
it as
requested. Check out the 'Rules' for Posting to this BLOG, All
Realtors
Suck.
Email your Realtor Blog Posting to: chasingjack@yahoo.com
Realtor Blog Posting Rules
(New
04-25-2007)
REALTORS
Really Suck - This BLOG forum
(thread) has just completed
a change
and update. The old posted files through April 25, 2007 have
been
archived. This Blog is an open forum
for discussing real estate
issues
including Realtors, Real Estate
Brokers, Real
Estate Companies,
Mortgage
Brokers, New Home Builders, Sub Divisions, Title Companies,
Underwriters, Inspection Services, HOAs, etc. Basically
anything and
any
subject related to or about the Real Estate Industry including
high
commission fees and high closing cost and what to do about
them.
Vote for
your 'Worst' Real Estate Company. Come on let me
have
your
input. All comments both Pro and Con are
welcome. No personal
attacks
on me are permitted. No profane language. Please
avoid from
using
individual names, but company names are permitted.
All Realtors Suck
(Updated 04-25-2007)
The
Encanto Man's Home Page - An adventure awaits you in in Humor
and
Entertainment.
Encantoman
Home Page (Updated
04-07-2007)
Jack's
Pedophile Jokes - A list of sick jokes, logos, animations, links, and
images
Pedophile
Jokes
(Updated
04-05-2007) (Adults
Only)
The
Daily Announcement - It's Improved, 3 postings daily.
The
Daily Announcement
(Updated 04-05-2007) (for
Adults Only)
Jerk
Off Here - Come on in, Masturbate on the Internet. Another very
funny
and entertaining webpage from The Encantoman.
Sorry
this site is for
Adults Only.
Jerk-Off
Here
(Updated
04-03-2007) 
The
Encantomans (a.k.a. Jack Shiles) Disclaimer Page (legal
notice). That
useless shit that idiots, I mean lawyers like to read. The bottom line
is
my web pages are for Humor Purposes only, and are protected free
speech under the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
Disclaimer
(Updated
04-03-2007) 
Jack's
Muslim LINKS - Some of my special Muslim Bashing and Humor
pages
are found here. Just lots of fun stuff,
come on Islam do you have a Funny
Bone? I
betting you don't. You Muslims would be so much better off
if
you
developed a
Sense of Humor. Test your level of humor sensitivity
here!
Remember
Malaysia Really Sucks
Jacks Muslim Links
(Updated 03-22-2007)
Just
for Muslim Men - This is really funny. Another great one from
The
Encantoman. What happens when a fat Muslim gets a sex change?
Remember Piss on a
Muslim today, they seem to really like it.
Just
4 Muslim Men
(Updated 03-22-2007)
U.S. Rules
of Engagement - Yes they have been revised and updated. Damn
funny shit from the famous Encantoman a.k.a. Mr. Jack Shiles. If warfare
could only be like this America would never have any more problems.
Fuck being politically correct, its better to be safe than sorry, Death
to
Towel Heads. Remember Islam we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims
yet. Remember
Malaysia Really Sucks
Rules of Engagement
(Updated 03-22-2007)
The
Illegal Immigrant Poem - This is sad but very true, how America is
being turned into the dumping ground for all the world's unemployed,
illiterate useless human beings that real U.S. Taxpayers have
to pay for.
Sad
But True (Updated 03-17-2007)
Attack
of the Reptiles - This is a true story, be wary, it is scary. Just
something
our utility workers face in real life. More proof that if animals
aren't
in
the food
chain they should be killed not saved, so fuck you P.E.T.A.
Workers
Surprised (Updated 03-17-2007)
Osama Got Run
Over By A Reindeer Song - A damn funny song parody about
Christmas, Osama bin Laden, and Santa Claus.
Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(Updated 03-14-2007) 
The
Taliban Song - A damn funny song parody bashing The Taliban and Islam.
The
Taliban Blues
(Updated 03-14-2007) 
Weekly
Idiot Awards - Yes, The Encantoman has
brought back the 'Idiot
Awards.'
I received hundreds of emails requesting this web page be
brought
back, so here it is. Now submit your choice for the
'IDIOT
Award.'
Everyone knows or encounters an Idiot somewhere!
Yes this
site will have archives.
Weekly Idiot Award
(Updated 03-11-2007)
The
Seven Stages of LIFE (we all go through it)
Lifes
7 Stages
(Updated
03-07-07)
2003
Most Annoying Awards
Most
Annoying Awards (Updated
03-07-07)
The Daily Posting -
Now a special website dedicated just for My Daily
Postings.
Daily Posting
(New 02-21-2007)
Jack's
Daily Drunk Girls - Daily postings of drunk people. Pictures
are
from
around the world. Submit one, be part of the fun. Has a 10 Day
archive. Sorry this site is for
Adults Only.
Daily Drunk Pics
(Updated 02-21-2007) 
The
Consumer Final Gets Even - Yes this is the story of a consumer, a
guy
just like
you and me, who got even with the phone company. Ever one
should
see this website. It also answers the age old question by
every
student
in school, 'Why do I need to learn all this math?'
Consumer Revenge
(New 02-15-2007)
Uses
for Dead Pussy - Another funny Muslim
website from the great
one
himself, The Famous Encantoman. Yes indeed see my 51 Uses
for a
Dead Muslim Pussy. This site also has picture images that
may
offend some. It includes funny one lines for 'Pussy.' Read
them, if
I missed any submit yours, they will be posted at the
bottom of
the page. (for
Adults Only) Remember Malaysia Sucks
Uses For Dead Pussy
(Updated 02-11-2007)
Stop
the Price Fixing in Real Estate - This is a consumer alert action.
Stop high
price
real estate commissions, high closing costs, and put an end to the
'Good Ole
Boy' attitude of screw the consumer (buyer, seller, investor).
This
problem is entrenched in every Real Estate Commission in the United
States.
America has had enough, join me, lets Recall Elaine Richardson,
Arizona
Real Estate Commissioner. Sign
My Recall Petition.
Recall Petition
(Updated 02-09-2007)
How To Mail The Encantoman - This webpage has the appropriate
contact
information on how and where to submit picture images;
cartoons;
jokes; BLOG entries; advertising; reporting broken or
outdated
links; bitch, moan, and complaints; suggestions for web
page
updates or adding new pages; etc.
Contact Info
(New 01-31-2007)
Muslim Online
Complaint Form - Are you an ass wipe useless low life
scum sucking worthless Koran Reading Mohammed
following
Muslim,
Islamic Radical, Future Suicide Bomber, Jihadist, or
just No Account BUMI Malay, then just register your complaint
about
these websites here!
Online Complaint Form
(New 01-27-2007) 
Dealing With
Your Enemies - An inspirational guideline.
I am Inspired
(New 01-27-2007) 
What Can Be
Done About This Shit Hole Called Malaysia - A list of viable
courses
of action that can be taken against this Islamic Terrorist
State
(country).
Remember Malaysia Really Really Sucks
Malaysia and Terrorism
(New 01-27-2007) 
The United
States Political Outlook On Terrorist - Why oil and other big
business
prevent U.S. political leaders both on the left and right from
overthrowing the Islamic led regime (so-called government) of
Malaysia
who
outright supports, funds, trains, and harbors terrorist. They
even
send
fighters to Iraq and Afghanistan to kill Americans.
USA on Terrorism
(New 01-27-2007) 
Terrorist
Hunters - Yes another Original by Jack Shiles (a.k.a. The Encanto Man).
This website has been re-designed and updated. Learn who America's
enemies are
and how the U.S. Government does nothing about it because
of Big Business interest. Remember Malaysia Really Sucks!!
Terrorist
Hunters
(New
01-12-2007)
Jack's
Hooter BLOG - Come on in, Blog me, talk about Hooters, Boobs, Tits, Sex.
Hooter
Blog
(Now
with lots of monthly Archives - you got to read these
great
stories
about sex
and hooters, they're strange, they're bizarre,
they're
funny).
(Updated on 01-03-2006) (for
Adults Only)
A Civil War In
Malaysia - My newest BLOG. This blog is about the
potential
of a
Civil War in Malaysia that is brewing because the non-Muslims are
oppressed
and subject to racial profiling by the BUMI Malays who are
Muslim,
and who want an all Islamic State. Blog me, tell if you think
Malaysia
is a racist society, and is a Civil War on the horizon.
Civil War in Malaysia
(New 12-31-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks
The
Holy Koran in Pictures - Another Great Original from The Encantoman
Funny pictures and animations, the greatest Poop Story ever told.
What America really thinks of Islam, Muslims, and the Quran.
(Solely intended for Humor Purposes only, may offend some people)
The
Holy Koran
(Updated 12-19-2006) Remember Malaysia Sucks
Jack's
Daily Hooters - Now 8 New Pics Posted Every Day (daily)
Best damn daily sex pictures on the Net.
(Now includes 6 hooters pics; 1 erect puffy nipple pic; and 1 tits and
ass pic)
Jacks
Daily Hooters
(Updated 12-16-2006)
(for
Adults Only)
16
Banned Toys - An abstract but funny look at some hard to find
toys,
which would be banned
for sale, because they are not 'Politically Correct.'
What
do you think? The Encantoman says they are damn funny,
just
bring it
on! Yes that's right, all ready 4 new banned toys have been added!
Toys
That Are Banned
(Updated 12-14-2006)
Santa Claus Is
Pissed Off - A funny poem with
pictures that tells the story
why Santa
Claus is pissed off this year. He says all you children have
been bad.
Why
Santa Claus Is Angry
(New 12-09-2006)
The Story of
Noah's
Ark - Learn what conversation took place between the
Lord GOD
and
Noah in building the Ark prior to the great flood of
40 days
and 40
nights.
This is damn funny. Another great one from
The
Famous Encantoman.
Noah's
Ark
(Updated 12-02-2006)
Kiss
Kiss - Can you tell her cup size? Look at the lipstick stains. This is
really funny, it will put a smile on your face.
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
Kiss
Kiss
(Updated 11-27-2006)
A Message
To ISLAM and Muslims Everywhere - Presented by the famous
Encanto Man where we BASH the HELL out of Islam, Arabs, The Profit
Mohammed, The Holy Koran (Quran), Muslims in General, and especially
low life ass wipe useless Bumi Malaysians. Why, because they
make
it
so easy for the rest of us to make fun of them, and they friggin
deserve
it.
Boycott
Malaysian Products
A
Message For Islam
(Updated 11-26-2006)
Say
NO To Being An Organ and Human Tissue Donor - Learn Why, this is sad
but true.
Organ
and Tissue Donor
(Updated 11-26-2006)
Where
Have All The American Jobs Gone? - A comprehensive list of U.S.
Companies that Export U.S. Jobs overseas and to which primary countries.
Stop the export of America NOW !!
Boycott these countries imported goods.
Boycott the companies that sell America and Americans for Profits.
Exporting
America (Updated 11-25-2006)
Made
in America - You got to read this. Have you ever wondered
where all
the really good paying jobs have gone? Well this will explain
the
facts
of life and what America has become, a nation of imports for goods and
exports for jobs. It would be funny if it wasn't true.
Remember
Malaysia
Sucks
Made
in America
(Updated 11-24-2006)
Do
The MATH - Did you ever winder what it takes to make up 100%. This
should
be taught in school. The boss knows best. See how smart you are. Funny
but often true.
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
Do
The MATH
(Updated 11-22-2006)
11
Letters or the Number 11 - This is all true. It is not only weird but
scary
as well. This is the story of how 911 (September 11th), The Holy Koran
(Quarn), and the American Bald Eagle are all connected by the number
'Eleven.'
Remember
Malaysia Sucks
11
Letters
(Updated 11-21-2006)
Your
Psychology Profile - When it comes to the Internet, who are
you?
What are
you? What type of personality is reflected by your use of
the
Internet through such things as surfing, free online
advertising
sites
like craigslist, blogs, forums, opinion polls, surveys,
purchases,
likes,
dislikes ... find out about yourself. Visit this site now!
Your Psychological Profile
(New 11-18-2006)
The
Insane Q and A - Now is your chance, ask any question on any subject
and I
will try and give you an honest answer or opinion. I
will post
all
questions no matter what the subject content. Even taking shots at
me
are
permitted, wow, how to resist that one ... huh. Don't sit there, visit
now, ask
your
question. The site is very popular, with so many
entries
archives
have been added. So for each month I will have a separate
archived
file (web page). The Current
Month's entries will still be on
the main
webpage.
Insane
Q-n-A
(Updated
11-02-2006) (moved to
daily posting section)
A Message
for Al Jazeera Arab Satellite TV from America.
(This
webpage has moved to a New
URL location) Malaysia Sucks !!
Muslims
Be Advised
(Updated
10-28-2006)
Daily Posting -
Now just a website for Daily
Postings.
Daily Posting
(Updated
10-04-2006)
The
Daily MUSLIM - A new posting every day. Hey bashing Islam is
fun,
and
Muslims make it so damn easy for the rest of us.
Allah thinks these pictures are funny so why don't you?
(has moved to a New
URL location) Remember Malaysia Sucks
The
Daily Muslim
(Updated
10-04-2006) 
Realtors
Tell Lies - Another in my series of the
real estate industry is out of
control.
Here is an example of how Realtors lie, exaggerate the facts,
confuse
and intimidate the consumer.
Realtors Tell Lies
(New 09-25-2006)
Boycott
Burger King - They are anti American. Another case of American
big business
screwing Americans. Say enough, boycott these ass wipes
on the world
who support
our enemies. What's in your
Hamburger?
Boycott
Burger King
(Updated
09-20-2006)
America
versus Islam - My first published BLOG. An open
forum and discussion
in the
event America suffers another 911 attack or worse and the government
fails to
act with proper response. This is a concept based on forming a
private
military
operation that would land on the sea coast of Saudi Arabia and
march
to MECCA
burning everything to the ground. Please let me have your
thoughts
and input
on this abstract idea.
America versus Islam
(New 09-01-2006)

The
Encanto Man Presents - Mr. Pee Pee Head (see who is in the toilet of
life today).
Who has been bad and wins the coveted dishonor of the
Pee Pee Award and gets
pissed on. A daily posting. No one is except
from the little boy's pee
pee.
Are you next to be urinated (pissed) on?
You Are A Pee Pee Head
(Updated 07-27-2006) 
SHILES Home
Page - This new page is a registered domain and web
hosted
site. It permanently replaces my free website at
members.cox.net/shilesjack/
please
take note of the change.
The Shiles Home Page
(New
06-06-2006)
Jack's
Famous Recipes - I finally got my new webpage started. Here
is a
complete recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey Diner. More to come soon.
Jacks
Famous Recipes
(Updated 06-06-2006)