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anonymous said...
Here's an idea. Lets have one month per year as an open hunting season whereby we get to shoot all the lawyers, Realtors, Investment Bankers, Car Salesmen, Mortgage Brokers, Political Appointed Bureaucrats, and Politicians.
No limits, bag as many as you can.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Larry said...
I have had nothing but bad luck with REALTORS. I am currently suing a national Real Estate Company, the Broker, the Agent, the Title Company, etc. They are all losers but I will be the winner in the end.
I hate REALTORS.
I will never use one again.
Sell it yourself, FSBOs are best.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006


anonymous said...
Just came across this BLOG.
Wow I am also a former Real Estate agent.
You are right about it all. The National Association of REALTORS, the Scottsdale Branch I belonged was run by a group of useless assholes with their friggin hands out for money. Like everyone else in the business. Brokers are the worse. The consumer is being shafted and they are too damn dumb to realize it. I prey for the opportunity when I sell my house with my knowledge of Real Estate. They will pay then I tell you. 

Elaine Richardson is a disgrace as the Arizona Real Estate Commissioner.
The new Arizona State Motto should be, "Sue Your REALTOR."
Tuesday, October 10, 2006


Charles G. said...
REALTORS (the whole industry, agents, Brokers, companies, MLS, Tempo, NAR, title companies, Mortgage Brokers, lenders, government agencies, politicians, advertisers, sign makers, RE web developers, virtual tours, RE software makers, etc,).

ALL scum, filthy low life useless over priced do nothing, no nothing, incompetent ass clowns.
Lowlife bottom feeders.
People in the Real Estate and related industries are assholes who can't get a real job. I like the idea every BUYER should sue their Real Estate Agent and Broker.
I certainly got screwed over by everyone mentioned above.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006


anonymous said...
Had a bad experience with John Hall and Associates in Phoenix. Everything from the listing through the Title Company went bad. The Arizona Dept. of Real Estate was useless they did nothing. The agent is still there, the Broker is still there, and the bullshit they tell their clients is still there. I am thinking of suing their butts.
Thursday, October 12, 2006


anonymous said...
Time someone took on these slime balls. I'd rather have a root canal done than ever deal with another REALTOR.
Thursday, October 12, 2006


Sammy in NC said...
Real Estate Agents and Brokers are as useful as a wart on your butt. Sell it yourself. I did. I never used any stinking Realtors. I hate Realtors. You too don't need any stinking Realtor. Stop paying those high commission fees. Tell all Realtors to eat crap and die.
Friday, October 13, 2006


anonymous said...
Blah Blah Blah
La La La
Ha ha ha
Realty Execs KISS MY BUTT ...
Your company sucks ...
They lead the Real Estate industry in the category of:
ALL REALTORS SUCK !!

Avoid them, I am sorry I didn't ...
Saturday, October 14, 2006


anonymous said...
Hey I am a REALTOR, been in the business for many years, I really resent this BLOG !!
Sunday, October 15, 2006


anonymous said...
Hey I think you suck, how about that?
Sunday, October 15, 2006


Bill Mayer said...
Hey good BLOG, lets get the Real Estate Wars going. The war, between the Good (that's the buyers and sellers) against the BAD (that’s those assholes called Realtors) ...
Bang Bang ...
Just got my first scum bad Real Estate Broker. Your turn.
Sunday, October 15, 2006


Ted in North Phoenix said...
Just saw you posting on craigslist for Sunday in Phoenix. I noticed one of the subjects was:

** Who's Needs a REALTOR anyway?
Is this under one of your existing web link pages or is it a new web page coming soon?
I would love to see something specific just on that subject.
Also my wife loves your Gardening Tips. She is hoping you expand that page soon.

YES ... and, I agree ALL Realtors Suck.
When I bought my house through RE/MAX the agent was a complete idiot.

Great site ...
Thanks for the FREE advice.
Sunday, October 15, 2006


Ron White from Calif. said...
Reading some of these BLOGS, my nightmare was with Century 21. I bought my first house 3 years ago in San Diego, new nothing, trusted a Realtor, never again. Now I am selling it myself (they call them FSBOs). Spent time researching and learning to do things myself. Sell and buy your own I say, Realtors are low lifes who have a license to steal and con their way through life.
Never burn me again.
Monday, October 16, 2006


anonymous said...
My bad experience, well actually my worst costly nightmare was with REMAX Realty in Seattle. This happened about a year ago when I retired from Microsoft and sold my home. What a bunch of Jackasses these REALTORS really are. Giving an idiot a license is like giving a criminal a gun.
Monday, October 16, 2006


anonymous said...
Read the John Hall & Associates of Phoenix AZ bad ones, my wife and I both bought a new home from a builder using a John Hall agent, what a friggin joke. He got a good commission and did nothing for us. Every time we asked him to do something with the builder he was too busy or just said, "That's the way it is, builders do what they want to.” What a loser this putz was. Unfortunately we ended up being the loser. Well here's a message for everyone thinking of buying a NEW Home from a builder, call first, ask if they give Realtors a commission, buy it yourself without the agent, tell the builder to give you the commission in a form of a discount.
Monday, October 16, 2006


anonymous said...
I agree Elaine Richardson is useless. There has been no changes for the consumer in Arizona since she was replaced. The idea of even having a Real Estate Department is a total waste of taxpayer money. All they do is endorse the National Association of REALTORS at a local level, which has one purpose, screwing consumers.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Joan said...
You're a real hard case you know that.
Some of my best friends are REALTORS.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006


A Century 21 NJ Broker said...
Mr. Jack,

Mr. Broker here.
Bad JACK bad.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006


Ben said...
Hi Jack,

I’ll keep it simple and to the point.

I support you that Realtors Suck!
Wednesday, October 18, 2006


Support 1 said...
Jack you Devil,

Just found you on craigslist, and here I am.

We need more consumer advocates in this country.

Are you the next Ralph Nader of Real Estate?

Give them the holy heck.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006


anonymous said...
Hello Realtor Hater,

Want to let you know, you're not alone.

Realtors Suck.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006


Robert said...
Hey Jack,

Let me go you one better.

John Hall and Associates SUCK !!!!!!
Wednesday, October 18, 2006


Jim said...
OH JACK ....

HERE'S YOUR SIGN:

ALL
R*E*A*L*T*O*R*S
SUCK
Wednesday, October 18, 2006


anonymous said...
My story, it's one of millions.

Had my home listed with Realty Execs for 3-months.

The agent did little or nothing.
I had about five people go through the home.

The Realty Execs agent was useless they did nothing for me.

After that 3-month downtime caused by the Real Estate listing agreement,
I did it myself; it's called a FSBO (for sale by owner).

The home SOLD in 5-weeks without the help of any damn Realtor.

FSBOs rule.

Realtors Suck.

That’s my story.

And, that is All Folks.
Thursday, October 19, 2006


Jake from the Lone Star State said...
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz,

Oh my what a scumbag a Realtor is.
Thursday, October 19, 2006


anonymous said...
Oh Mr. Encantoman,

I know who you are, but that’s Ok too.

Lets face it, the only people that become Realtors are:

# Frustrated Housewives

# Burned out Intel, Motorola, or Microsoft x-workers

# Con Artist

# People who can’t get a job doing anything else
Thursday, October 19, 2006


Clyde of Chi Town said...
Sniff, sniff, sniff I smell a Realtor, hopefully he is a Muslim that way I can literally kill two a-holes with one bullet.
Thursday, October 19, 2006


anonymous said...
Hi,

Sometime back I was involved In a Real Estate transaction with a Realtor from MIMOSA GROUP REALTY. The home was in Encantobella. If you ever come across anyone from this group run the other way.
Thursday, October 19, 2006


anonymous said...
Recall Elaine Richardson,
Hell recall her and every Realtor with a license in Arizona.
Bad leads to worse, and that is unacceptable.
Thursday, October 19, 2006


Greg D. from PA said...
Hello Realtor Hater,

Your BLOG is something else my friend.

I like what support 1 wrote.

Are you the next Nader of Real Estate?

The country certainly needs someone like you.

If your ever in Phila PA, I'll buy you a Philly Cheese Steak.
We can see an Eagles football game together.
Thursday, October 19, 2006


Rodney said...
Greetings,

Surfing Google under ‘Realtors Suck’ saw your BLOG and decided to contribute.

First of all I like this BLOG site.

Can't say anything about Arizona but I can tell you Real Estate Agents / Brokers, and the California Association of REALTORS all suck big time.

They are useless as a boob job on a 90-year-old grandmother.

Doing a Real Estate transaction with a California Realtor is like jumping into a pit of venomous snakes. You know you’re going to get bit but you don’t know if you are going to survive.

Realtors are lower than sperm whale shit and that is as low as you can go on this planet called Earth!
Thursday, October 19, 2006


Darth Realtor said...
You suck, your Blog sucks
Friday, October 20, 2006


anonymous said...
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I have had many great experiences with Realtors. They have helped me to buy and sell many homes with great success. I always walked away very happy. Their commission was always reasonable (they are willing to negotiate, just ask). They need to get something. They are doing all the marketing and legwork. Sold all my homes in record time and bought new ones for a great price...all with Realtors. 


Maybe others have had a bad experience because there home was over priced and didn't show well.
That has nothing to do with the Realtor.
Friday, October 20, 2006


H. Blake said...
What a Blog ...

Hell anyone with common sense can tell that last posting is from a REALTOR.
Otherwise why didn’t they use a real name?


Proof REALTORS think the public is stupid,


Further proof all Real Estate people suck big time.


As it has been said, and has been since the dawn of time, sell your property yourself, who the hell needs an idiot mucking up the waters of success?
Saturday, October 21, 2006


Roy Barker said...
They certainly do.

Suck that is !!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 01, 2006


Sandy Grimes from Florida said...
Bird doo doo, and Realtors!!

You can opt out of one, are you smart enough to know which?
Thursday, November 02, 2006


Lu Lu said...
love this Blog I do I do

hate them Realtors they're full of poo

so sell your own home
and be ahead

or just burn your money instead
Friday, November 03, 2006


Jimmy M. said...
Slick, putz, yoyo, conman, snake, slime, puke, airhead ....

just a few words that describe Realtors.

I am sure your readers can think of many more, all bad!

For only Realtors would write something nice about themselves.
Friday, November 03, 2006


Kathy Clancy, Boston Mass said...
I see the coming of a NEW era in America,
one dedicated to all consumers ....

It shall be known as:

JACKS Raiders
Friday, November 03, 2006


Gomez in Four Corners New Mexico said...
The best Realtors are the ones where their bones are bleaching in the hot desert sand.
Friday, November 03, 2006


Paula Prides Cincinnati Ohio said...
Dealing with a seller’s Real Estate agent and a buyer’s Real Estate agent is like watching to rams butt heads to see which idiot will become the lesser respondent before both agree it’s better the consumer gets screwed than they (the Realtors) lose their commissions.
Saturday, November 04, 2006


Bob and Barbra in Florida said...
I used a Realtor when I bought my new home in Orlando Florida. I thought I had jumped into a pool full of alligators. Never have I seen so many stupid people as there were in this transaction. My Real Estate Agent (a woman) and the builder’s agent (another woman) didn’t know crapola about construction, home layout, options, contract addendums, etc. etc. My wife, generally a mild easy going sensible person even said they acted like two dumb ass hillbillies. Lesson learned never have a Realtor involved when buying a new home!
Sunday, November 05, 2006


Alex H. of Gulf Port Mississippi said...
How about this idea?
They have lemon laws for automobiles, why can’t we have similar laws for Lawyers and Realtors?
Sunday, November 05, 2006


Shelly Mc Combs Portland OR said...
Dog shit and Realtors, it’s better to step on one than in one.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006


anonymous said...
My mother told me I'd meet assholes but she didn't tell me they'd all be Real Estate Agents.
Thursday, November 09, 2006


Beatrice from Kansas City said...
Sign in a Window …


Sorry:

No Lawyers

No Realtors

No Salesmen

No Dead People
Thursday, November 09, 2006


anonymous said...
Hey chasingjack,

just saw craigslist ....

came here ...
read some Blogs ...

been amused, great stuff, love it ...

I do agree in most part that Realtors suck, in fact they suck BIG time ...
keep up the needed effort.
Thursday, November 09, 2006


Bubba Joe Charlotte NC said...
REALTORS and cockroaches, you need an exterminator for both!
Friday, November 10, 2006


anonymous said...
Hi There Jack,

Just found this link looking at craigslist.

Great stuff, funny, entertaining and everything said about Realtors being totally into themselves and not working for the best interest of the client is all true.

They do suck now don't they?
Friday, November 10, 2006


Carrie in Phoenix said...
Jack,
I am another craigslist visitor that definition of a Realtor is right on !
Friday, November 10, 2006


Disappointed said...
Hey Mr. Real Estate Consumer Advocate:
Just found your BLOG Site on Google.

I did the Arizona School of Real Estate in Scottsdale about a year ago, and got my Real Estate license. Anyone who has had a license longer than 30 days knows the following:

1) The industry is full of Jackasses. I have never met so many incompetent people anywhere in my life as REALTORS.

2) The National Association of REALTORS (NAR) and all its useless affiliates like the Scottsdale Association of Realtors is a perpetuating con game to bilk money out of Real Estate Agents for no purpose. Unfortunately without joining some local organization you cannot get access to the MLS, a necessity for all REALTORS.

3) I too agree that Brokers and Brokerage agencies are useless. The 100 percent companies are no better.

4) As for Elaine Richardson, she spoke before a group of REALTORS. I was there. She is the queen of the Jackasses. That is the most narrow minded arrogant woman I have ever had the displeasure to encounter. She thinks ever Real Estate Agent works for her and should bow to ridiculous stupid rules that benefit only Brokers and hurt the buyer and seller.


I am glad you have spoken up. It is a shame more REALTORS don’t insist on getting rid of Elaine Richardson and doing away with Brokers altogether.
Friday, November 10, 2006


anonymous said...
Category 5 hurricanes like Katrina are said to be the worse.


In Real Estate you have companies like Arizona Paradise Realty, which would be classified as Category 5 Bullshit.
Saturday, November 11, 2006


Tanya said...
just having my morning coffee reading these Blogs.

I am entertained and informed.

What else could anyone ask for on there day off?
Saturday, November 11, 2006


Sorry My Name Withheld said...
Hi Jack,

I have two comments:

First of all it appears to me you have some grudge against the Dept. of Real Estate, whether justified or not is no reason to take it out on every REALTOR is America.

Second, concerning the comment about Arizona Paradise Realty. I am a REALTOR myself. Arizona Paradise Realty is the reason people like you create Blogs this.
He abuses craigslist with multiple postings, he is arrogant, he sends out nasty emails or post-unwarranted comments to craigslist about other REALTORS.
This broker should have his license suspended.
Saturday, November 11, 2006


anonymous said...
Jack,
Here is my story for what it’s worth.

I live in northeast Scottsdale.

In trying to sell my home, I first listed it with RE/MAX for 3-months. Had one potential buyer. Never saw my agent after the listing.

Next I tried Realty Execs. Same, 3-month listing agreement, this time two potential buyers. Saw the Real Estate agent 3 times, lots of excuses, but no performance.

Finally after wasting 6 months with Realtors, I reluctantly did a FSBO (4 sale by owner). It took me another 4 months but I finally sold it myself. Paid no commissions, had no excuses, all went fairly well, no B….; well you get the idea.
Saturday, November 11, 2006


Glen Myers said...
Just a few comments for this forum if you don’t mind.


Just been perusing craigslist for phoenix Real Estate. 

People inundate you with so much useless nonsense and sales pitches.


First there is all those stupid mortgage offers, they don’t even belong on this page. Please get a reality check they have a category for your kind. Plus many of these mortgage types repeat themselves over and over.


Next, there is that idiot broker (guy) of Arizona Paradise Realty and the many listings he posts every damn day. Look you turkey, you are hurting yourself. We get it, you’re a Realtor, and a bad one at that. How many times do you think the consumer needs to be reminded about you? Go take some serious courses one on ‘How to Market’ and another one on how to ‘Deal with People.’


Finally, I find the worst offender and most offensive is those false ads that lead to a website page for the ‘Holmes Team’ a.k.a. Arizona Home Shop to get that info. I went there, forget about it. It’s a personified con game! Nothing. NO info, just one of those stupid forms to fill out with all your personal details.


Mr. Jack at least you are honest, you are not trying to sell us anything under false pretense. I for one appreciate it.

I like your website at:
www.arizonalistedhomes.com
Saturday, November 11, 2006


RJ in SF said...
Back on Nov 5th Alex J. posted a comment. 
I love it. 
Wow what a great idea. 
Everyone lets get on board with this one!
Sunday, November 12, 2006


Jerry of Paradise Valley Arizona said...
Mr. Blog Creator,

Just went to craigslist in Phoenix for the first time to see what all the hub bub was about on this here Blog.

Damn I see why people are bitching. that wannabee Realtor at Paradise Valley Realty has 3 listings advertising himself on Sunday and its only 10:30am.


Lesson here is:

Anyone who monopolizes things like he does and is that stuck on himself is not for me.

Also, my first trip to craigslist is now my last.
They are worst than eBay.


And, as they say, ‘That’s All Sunny Jim.’
Sunday, November 12, 2006


Paul Morano, Casa Grande Arizona said...
To All Readers:

Is this BLOG about Real Estate, Realtors, or CraigsList in Phoenix?

Went to see what the Blogging was about on craigslist, those filthy useless Mortgage Brokers are always posting where they don’t belong.
Craigs List should remove their sorry asses forever!

As for the other guy talked about, I agree he is awfully stuck on himself.

Frankly, sell it yourself, I have done several FSBOs no problems.

I can see how CraigsList would be of value to consumers for ‘REAL Services’ sought but its hard to wade through the knee deep shit with all the Realtors and Mortgage bozos eating up space and reading time.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


Ray Wilson, Tampa FL said...
Just found your Blog on Internet.

What’s with you desert rats in Arizona anyway?

Sounds like they are all a bunch of wimp ass losers.


But hey, here’s my comment:
I would rather walk through a storm sewer drain full of alligators than deal with either a Realtor or a Mortgage Broker.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


The Watcher from Phoenix said...
Arizona Paradise Realty you’re loser.

Seems like all you do is clog up craigslist with your BS.

Instead of making multiple postings every damn day, go out find some clients, or better yet try and serve the ones you have, if you have any !!!!


Or, do us all, and yourself a favor get a real job.

But let us professionals do the Real Estate transactions.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


Pissed-Off Craigs List Phoenix viewer said...
Hey Arizona Paradise Realty I wouldn’t let you walk my damn dog.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


anonymous said...
I am sitting at an open house for one of my many clients here in Gilbert reading today’s postings from CRAIGSLIST, and I am wondering what are you doing Arizona Paradise Realty besides posting message here and making potential clients for the rest of us angry?
Sunday, November 12, 2006


A Strong Supporter of Blogs said...
Blogs are important to consumers ...

In case anyone missed this, it was on CNN.


Realtors going after house-selling organization August 31, 2004


The Real Estate industry is going through some massive changes lately. Information is becoming more available to the public and consumers are able to look at listings with or without the help of an agent. It's leading to more blended sales, where FSBOs and a la carte pricing are involved.

Traditional Real Estate Agents are very unhappy with this new pricing model, and some are striking back. The New Hampshire Association of Realtors is going after an organization that helps people get discounts called "I Sold My House.” Realtors are claiming that the group is acting as an unlicensed Realtor. But in doing so, the Realtors are helping spread publicity about this organization. Real Estate Agents are simply scared of new technologies and changes. In a free market, you should have the choice of doing business with who you want the way you want.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


anonymous said...
Wow what a pissing contest we have here, now don’t we?
Arizona Paradise Realty get off –
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/rts/

You are mucking up the business for the rest of us.

As to you, JACK, your Blog is not appreciated.
Some us in the Real Estate business know what we are doing.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


anonymous said...
Hey fellow posters check this out:
What a con game this one group is running on their website arizonahomespot.

This is absolute bullshit top to bottom.

NEVER go there.

Do NOT do business with these people.

Do NOT fill out any questionnaire forms.

Do NOT give these jerks any of your personal information.

Boycott this con artist !!
Sunday, November 12, 2006


anonymous said...
Oh Mr. DBA (Broker) you dirty trickster dog you.

You are still at it.

You have posted yet another listing to craigslist.

Arizona Paradise Realty doesn't read or adhere to the wishes of the public!
They don’t read the rules or adhere to them for postings on craigslist.org
What a jerk you are.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


anonymous said...
I reference a previous posting on:

Thursday, October 19, 2006


Yes Sir, know that MIMOSA GROUP well.
They define what is bad in the Real Estate industry.
Stay away from them and anyone who has EVER worked for them.
Sunday, November 12, 2006


Disgruntled said...
Well Mr. Jack –

I am a REALTOR from Salt Lake City Utah and I resent this Blog.
Not because of your opinions but because it cast aspersions upon the whole industry. It seems the complaint is with Arizona, how about refocusing the BLOG on your own internal state’s problems and leave the rest of the Real Estate business to professionals.
Monday, November 13, 2006


Rhonda said...
My name is Rhonda from Oakland California.

My husband is a REALTOR.

He makes a good living and is honest.

He has never had any complaints or lawsuits filed against him.

Your Blog makes it sound like every Real Estate Agent in America is a crook.

Also, I am sorry for your conflict with the Dept. of Real Estate in Arizona.

Personally I resent the Internet; sometimes we take our freedom of speech too far.
Monday, November 13, 2006


Scott in Cave Creek said...
Hey Everyone Whoever Visits Craigs List here is guy, someone named JOE, who is bent out of shape over people abusing FREE Postings to craigslis.org

Check this out at:

Joe's Posting -
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/rts/234639754.html
-or-
Main Posting Page in Phoenix Ariaona -
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/rts/


Personally I think everyone should do what JOE just did!


Copy as posted ...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Says
Reply to: joe.says@yahoo.com
Date: 2006-11-14, 7:59AM MST

To ALL you who like to abuse Craigs List Postings: 

(1) With … multiple entries daily, like Arizona Paradise Realty … 

(2) You useless Mortgage Brokers with your bullshit offers … 

The many other users of craigs list who: 

• Post only once and play by the rules; 

• And Post to the proper category designated; 

WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE IDIOTS 
AND WE ALL HATE YOU !!! 

None of us would ever recommend you, or do any business with you. Now get a life and get the hell off these postings so buyers can find REAL SERVICES they need. 

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
234639754
Tuesday, November 14, 2006


Anthony Prizzi Groton Connecticut said...
My Real Estate transaction was like two starving dogs in heat and only one bone in the yard. They couldn’t make up their minds whether to screw one another or settle on the bone.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006


Mr. Angry Man said...
HOW TO SPELL ASSHOLE:


Designated Broker with Arizona Paradise Realty

10210 N. 32nd Street #B1A
Phoenix, Arizona 85028
bb@ARIZONAParadiseRealty.com


This is the useless dick weed that everyone is talking about for violating craigslist postings in Phoenix Arizona.

Do NOT do business with this certifiable asshole, YOU will regret it !!!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006


chasingjack said...
To: Everyone

From: The BLOG Administrator


I have received several emails about attempts to post to this BLOG. The host server is experiencing some difficulties. It is causing BLOG Post problems.


Please postpone any postings until tomorrow until the problem is resolved.

Thanks you.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006


CTSTB said...
WARNING :


THERE IS A STORM BREWING -
A STORM OF KNEE DEEP BULLSHIT


IT HAS ARRIVED - IT SHALL BE REVEALED -
ITS LOCATION - PHOENIX ARIZONA

IT'S TRUE IDENTITY IS ...
ARIZONA PARADISE REALTY



AVOID IT'S PATH - IT SHALL CAUSE YOU MIGRAINE HEADACHES AND SERIOUS FINANCIAL LOSSES.
PROPERTY LOSSES COULD BE IN THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.



THESE LOSSES ARE NOT COVERED BY FEMA OR OTHER TYPES OF FEDERAL OR STATE ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS ...
THEY ARE YOUR LOSSES !!!!!!!



This announcement is brought to you by the:
Coalition to Stop the Bullshit
Tuesday, November 14, 2006


Pete and Joann said...
This Blog rocks ...

Thanks for the tips we are new homebuyers.

I can see how Real Estate Agents argue amongst themselves here on this Blog. It scares me to imagine what they do in a transaction. I will take your advice, I plan to record everything said, and get a copy of every document. I bought a digital camera, and hidden voice activated pocket tape recorder as your suggested.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


anonymous said...
Attention AMERICA:

An asshole is pretending to be a Realtor ...

his so-called company is Arizona Paradise REALTY


Beware of IDIOTS posing as REALTORS!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Ban-one from Atlanta GA said...
The Bandit shall speak.


I say to one and all, Real Estate is a con game.

Congress knows it, you should know it too.


Be like the Wise Old Owl ...

Sell it yourself.

They are called FSBOs.

After getting screwed by Century 21 when I bought my home, I wised up, this old owl sold it himself this time, without any problems or headaches.


The Con Game is simple - Real Estate Companies want you to think you need them. the fact is they need you!


Long Live FSBOs and Death to the so-called Real Estate established industry.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


D. Dempster from NJ said...
Hi there Mr. Arizona 'chasing Jack'

What a damn Blog.

Really like the entries from:
ctstb - funny, but who the hell is this moron?

Pete and Joann - very useful and informative, great idea.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Louis in Phoenix said...
Oh Jack,

You were right, interesting Blog forum here. Yes, I found in on craigs. I do love the things people write about Real Estate Agents, mostly deserved I am sure. 


Anyway, back to my searching, I am looking some services and it sure the hell isn’t with a Realtor or a Mortgage Broker.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Ben in Fountain Hills said...
Realtors are what you scrape off the street not off the BBQ.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


anonymous said...
to - ctstb
that is damn funny.
Wish I thought of it.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


A Disgruntled Republican said...
Ok, quite good, have you thought about posting this FORUM
on craigs ‘Political’ list? 
It sure the hell could use some humor like this.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006


l. Jenkins of Prescott AZ said...
Ok, guilty been to craigs list, just had to see this Blog.
A few comments ~


1) AZ Paradise Realty - like a bad 'B' rated movie.

2) ctstb - funny, but a poor attempt to be Shakespearean.

3) disgruntled republican - you lost, get over it.

4) Ben in Fountain Hills - good one.

5) Jack - Blogs are common place, they allow people to rant and rave. I guess that's better that going all postal on some body. I think your karma is out of tune.


Finally for the two recent posted comments about this Blog on
craigslst:
It is obvious they were written by the same person. At least have the guts to post here and tell this guy what you think. Otherwise it confirms you are just back stabbing lying mommy boys.
Thursday, November 16, 2006


A student of human behavior said...
I am a forensic psychology student. I also have a Real Estate License. My independent observation and input is as follows:

// People who create BLOGS are generally frustrated with life or bored or both.


// Use BLOGS for their intended purpose to rant and rave. If they offend you don’t read them! Just thank your lucky stars we live in America where Free Speech reins.


// People who post numerous times to anything are potential society problems. They generally have sexual inadequacies. This over a period of time develops into something more serious. I suggest those who do post frequently to anything either grow up, or seek counseling.


// Society has become more intolerant and in lament terms it is not a good idea to piss people off. So in my humble opinion you shouldn’t poke the bear it may eat you.
Thursday, November 16, 2006


A proud dad said...
My Real Estate transaction had a lot more downs than ups. In fact my agent was a total Jackass. We had several heated discussions, but they were all after we signed the purchase contract and gave the seller a deposit. 
My son was still eating baby food and my wife had just fed him before we walked into the Title Company. I new my Realtor would be there, so I was roughhousing with the baby. 
When the Real Estate agent walked in I shook the agents hand and said, “Well despite our differences it appears we will get out dream home after all.” 
I asked the agent to hold the baby while we signed the documents ….
Yes, you guessed it, that son of mine puke all over that agent.

Damn revenge is so sweet.
Thursday, November 16, 2006


Fart-man said...
To all Realtors -
I fart in your general direction.
Friday, November 17, 2006


anonymous said...
Met this girl in a club, turns out she was a Real Estate Agent, she was cute, so after a few drinks we had sex, then reach an agreement ...
she agreed to piss off and never see me again !!
Friday, November 17, 2006


Jake R. said...
Hey there's a Realtor on the property,
release the hounds.
Friday, November 17, 2006


Clyde from Las Vegas said...
TO: L. Jenkins of Prescott Arizona


Mega Dittos to you.

Couldn't agree more.


To: ALL Realtors Everywhere

KISS My Butt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, November 17, 2006


anonymous said...
For all who had, or may have a bad experience with a Real Estate agent, here is some get even tricks ...

Mail any one of the following to the agent after
closing:

* Dead fish, leave in sun for a few days, wrap in alum foil before mailing.

* Pet poop, wrap first.

* Dead snake, leave lose in box or padded envelope for best effect.

* On the lighter side, a box of giant tampons with a note that says 'BITCH.'

* The surprise approach - chocolate brownies, add a box of laxatives and a thank you note.
Friday, November 17, 2006


anonymous said...
Yesterday I just signed my first purchase contract.

I feel so used,

Worn out,

Neglected.


This is worse than sex with a strange man!
Saturday, November 18, 2006


Jesus from Mesa Arizona said...
My home has an infestation. 

It’s not cockroaches, spiders, rodents, scorpions, or snakes.

It’s Realtors.
Saturday, November 18, 2006


Name Withheld said...
Damn Realtors.

One came through my FSBO the other day.
Picked up my cat and now it won’t stop licking himself.
Saturday, November 18, 2006


Drunken George, ASU said...
Surfing craigslist (politics), I am shift-faced and bored, it's a Saturday night, and I have some time before my routine trip to our hangout.


Jack – Your right there are many funny entries here.

My input is, Let Them Suck -
Real Estate People that is!

Who cares?

I am single, in college, and a drunken party animal.
Saturday, November 18, 2006


anonymous said...
Son you must love to shit stir.
You’ve got some people very upset.
As a Real Estate salesperson myself and retiring the end of this year, frankly ‘I don’t give a damn.’
I agree with you the industry is broken.
This situation is primarily caused by to damn many greedy people.
Continuously pumping out (licensing REALTORS) under the current situation in the Phoenix Valley, and many parts of the country when the markets were heated was like trying to over stock a pond with fish.
Sunday, November 19, 2006


Charlie in Sacramento said...
Visiting / Surfing Google on this boring ass Sunday morning, came across your Blog -
Actually quite funny, some good stuff, humor + reality (notice the spelling, I said R E A L I T Y), not realty, cause I know you worthless Realtors are all stuck on yourselves!


Saying a REALTOR SUCKS is like saying a Muslim is no better than Unwanted Camel Dung, oh may I digress here, no I may not!
Sunday, November 19, 2006


Weird Al said...
I am at craigslist/Phoenix/politics - Saw your Blog, saw your recall petition of Elaine Richardson (Arizona Real Estate Commissioner). She is an arrogant ass I can tell you. This Blog and many like it confirms one thing just how unhappy people are over the Real Estate industry in general.

It also confirms how our politicians don’t listen to the needs and wants of the people who elected them.


Elaine Richardson is definitely part of the problem. 

She needs to go – NOW !! 


I signed the RECALL PETITION count me in!

Also I nominated you for the CraislLst/ Best of …
Sunday, November 19, 2006


anonymous said...
Mr. Encantoman,
Just love your new weekly idiot award nomination this week for REALTORS !!!
Monday, November 20, 2006


Paul, New Google Valley Calif said...
Jack:

I can assure the people of Arizona as bad as you think Elaine Richardson is as the Real Estate Commissioner, the one we have here in California, Jeff Davi is worse. Arnold Schwarzenegger must have had his head up his butt the day he appointed this guy. Regards,
Paul Brands, retired
Monday, November 20, 2006


A Realtor said...
Been reading lots of Blogs about Real Estate over the last few weeks. Have commented on a few. I’ve been a REALTOR in Massachusetts for nearly 15 years. It appears your problems lie in a bad Real Estate Commissioner. We don’t tolerate that nonsense here. You mess up, violate the rules, or law you lose your license. I am sorry that many feel ill will towards REALTORS. This business is not for everyone. Many get in thinking they will get rich fast. Unfortunately they give us all a bad name.

Oh well its time to go to my in-laws for Turkey Day, they’re cooking this year.

Happy Thanksgiving to All ..
Thursday, November 23, 2006


George said...
I see lots of people are talking about their Real Estate experiences. Let me just say that this is probably the biggest investment most of us will every make. 

I, like so many others, trusted my Realtor, that useless shit led me down that preverbal primrose path by suggesting I use a Mortgage Broker. Mortgage Brokers are true scam artist.
This un-flushed poop turd charged me 1% of my mortgage loan amount. I found out later I could have not only saved the 1% but have saved substantially on the loan interest rate as well. I had 20 percent down. So remember Trust No One, especially anyone with your money. 

George, Alexandra VA
Sunday, November 26, 2006


Lucas from Sin City said...
Jack,

The Encantoman always says,
"Piss on a Muslim today", but instead I like the idea of pissing on a Realtor today and everyday for that matter.
Monday, November 27, 2006


Chaps said...
Hey Mr. E.
Why don't you do an Encantoman Idiot Award for title companies?
Monday, November 27, 2006


anonymous said...
After completing my latest Real Estate transaction with some of the biggest idiots on this planet, I'd rather have a 3-day hang over with the dry heaves than deal with these losers again. The two Real Estate Agents were without any doubt the worse, but the Title Company, and home inspector were almost as bad. They all left me wanting to spend the night getting drunk at a bar. I didn’t even want to look at my new house, they wore me out.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006


Yodi said...
Yes young Jedi, ALL REALTORS suck, they do.
Monday, December 04, 2006


New 2 America said...
I Realtor,
I no scum,
You have no right hate me,
I just gots 2 this country,
I wants 2 makes lots of money with my Arizona Real Estate license ...
I no suck you remember that,
You hire me, Ok
I do good stuff 4 you,
I promise.
Monday, December 04, 2006


Sammy Joe, Cinn Ohio said...
GOD I hate Realtors they are lower than dog shit on the bottom of a homeless person's ragged shoes.
Monday, December 04, 2006


The Cowboy from Texas said...
The Texas Dept. of Wildlife (fish and game) issued a public notice today saying that Realtors and Lawyers were not game and contrary to erroneous news reports there were no limits on the number that could be shot.

In fact the TDW further stated, they encouraged the hunting of the pesky critters because the state was currently overrun with them.


In a related story a prominent restaurant owner when interviewed said, “Neither Realtors or Lawyers taste like chicken but more like dung since that was their primary make up and composition.”
Tuesday, December 05, 2006


API Reporting for LA Times said...
The Los Angeles County Coroner’s office officially declared 9 Realtors died in the recent wild fires, now believed to be arson. 


On two follow up stories:

The LA County District Attorney’s Office decided not to press charges saying the public was outraged over the arrest because California was infested with the low life useless con artist vermin scum suckers, and the arsonist did the public a favor. 

As a result of the public outcry and support of the famed arsonist, the Mayor of Los Angeles has decided to award the arsonist with a heroic citizen accommodation award.
Sunday, December 10, 2006


Jay in Goodyear Arizona said...
Hey Jack ... Hello:

Just visited your recent posting on craigslist.org, your BLOG is right on, go man go !!!
Saturday, December 16, 2006


anonymous said...
Prostitutes and Realtors have 1 thing in common; there is one of them on every corner trying to offer you their services. If you know Marketing, you can easily sell your home on your own.
Saturday, December 16, 2006


Gary in PV said...
Hi Jack -

Good BLOG, here's my comment if you don't mind:


Realtors are always talking about flipping homes. I am an investor and the only thing flipping is my middle finger to every useless Realtor on this planet!
Sunday, December 17, 2006


A Proud Canadian said...
Hey Jack or should I call you the Encanto Man:

Jarret from Ontario Canada speaking to you through your great Blog.

Just found it on Google Searches.

Unfortunately we have those worthless pesky creatures called Real Estate Agents here as well. But we average around 7% per transaction. I wish someone in Canada would stand up for us the way you have stood up for the American consumer.

Good Luck.
Sunday, December 17, 2006


Sydney Barnes from Chi Town said...
Mother puss bucket just thinking of using a REALTOR makes me want to puke.

Screw the slime balls.
Sell it yourself.
FSBOs forever !!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 18, 2006


Chuck Boone, Media Pa said...
Realtors:
I like them so much if you hold them down I will ‘Fart’ in their face!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006


anonymous said...
I had a dream a Realtor was eating me, when I woke up I realized they were just stealing my money.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006


Johnny Boy said...
I find Realtors (male and female) to both be 'Flying Fiingers of Female Fate."

Yes that includes men, because only a man with female brains or lack there of would ever stoop to being a Real Estate Agent.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006


anonymous said...
Just saw this BLOG on craigslst.org, its on Google too, damn funny. Yes indeed, you can count on it, take it to the bank that I too hate Realtors, who friggin doesn't?
Tuesday, December 19, 2006


Paula M. said...
Realtors – best you just throw rocks at them !!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006


Sue from Philadelphia said...
Hello Mr. Jack -

Love this Blog ----

Message Is:

ALL Realtors run out and play in the traffic and Die yes Die soon, die now ...
I hate you all you’re scum of the earth.
Thursday, December 21, 2006


S. Porfhos of Portland Oregon said...
Hey Hey Oh Jack The Bad 1,

Loving it yes loving it all so much this Blog -

⇒ Selecting a Realtor for normal home sales or purchases is a mistake. 

Saying that for the fools, which in the past I have been one myself, but never again, who may contemplate interviewing a so-called Realtor will soon come to realize speaking to a Real Estate Agent is in fact engaging in endless ramblings of a confused and warp mind.
Thursday, December 21, 2006


George in Carmel CA said...
Found your butt on Google -

Perusing your BLOG, something there then gone, appeared again but by another, same bull, different time, different name, same place, same squall, same non sense ...
I am good, I am great, I am a Realtor ... an they call themselves 'Professionals.'

What useless hype that has been cast upon us all for so long.
Thursday, December 21, 2006


Jim in snow covered Denver said...
Chuck Boone and Sydney Barnes I am LOL, yes L.O.L. –
Laughing Out Loud.


JACK your BLOG Rocks, it's doing Jingle Bells in my 
head ...


Hey lets tie some REALTORS to those stupid signs they use and see how far we can drag their useless asses in the snow, and wow we have a lot of snow here!
Denver CO
Thursday, December 21, 2006


Cho Cho Chewy in Denver said...
Great Blogs here ..
My name is Chewy and my friend is Jim, we are snowbound and stuck here in Denver, but this Blog is very entertaining.

Thanks 2 everyone who posted for all the laughs we got.

Yes we are a bit shit faced, smashed, drunk, toxic wasted, and bored but what's better than making fun of Realtors ...
after all they are 'All Natural;' slime buckets.

Bye bye now
got to go hook me up a Real Estate Agent to the city plow and bury his ass forever.
Thursday, December 21, 2006


Not Rocket Science said...
Look the reason that both Lawyers and Realtors get away with the shit they do, are able to cheat the public, and not be held accountable is because they police themselves.

An independent arbitration board by registered U.S. Voters (citizens) with no criminal record should be selected at random (say a 3-member panel) the same way you select a jury but only those 3 show up, not 200 to pick from.

They hear both sides of the story (argument), and if the Realtor (plus their Broker), or the Lawyer is found at fault they lose their license for one year.
Friday, December 22, 2006


Licensed Realtor said...
Jack,

Sorry I am not a funny guy although many of the entries on this Blog even defamatory to my profession, are in fact humorous. But I have been a REALTOR in California and Arizona for many years.

It appears to me you have issues with at least two Brokerage Firms, plus The National Association of REALTORS, and the Arizona Real Estate Commissioner.

These issues however, if you think it through, then should not cast aspirations upon the whole Real Estate industry.

As for Elaine Richardson, you have all ready said it yourself, she is a bureaucrat, useless as she may be, and I agree is she one of the worse I have seen as a Real Estate Commissioner, you have too deal with it, as in learn to live with it or get out of the business.

Unfortunately the recent nationwide Real Estate boom, now in a serious decline for the housing market will thin out the people who jumped in to make a fast buck, this will include Brokers because many are having problems staying afloat.
 As for your consumer suggestions, many are valid, and I do believe that if someone truly believes they have been swindled or cheated they should pursue it through legal action.

Real Estate like all businesses and professions have good and bad. I don’t want the bad ones anymore than you or your Blog posters do.
Friday, December 22, 2006


anonymous said...
Jack,
My wife is a Realtor, and neither of us appreciate or approve of your Blog.
in saying that I fought in Vietnam so people in America can speak out.

As for this Ed Harley and the recent posting on craigslist.org about your Blog, these are both done by a real idiot DBA for a Real Estate Company called - Arizona Paradise Realty.

No one can stand this guy and why he gets any clients boggles the mind.

He is why people like you hate Realtors, and with good reason.


On behalf of the Real Estate community world wide we apologize for brokers and companies like Arizona PV Realty.

Just ignore the idiot like we all do.
Friday, December 22, 2006


Ms. Payback Time said...
Finished that stupid boring useless Real Estate course at the Arizona School of Real Estate. All the instructors talk like they have a mouth full of cotton, and make about as much sense as a drunk calling out train arrivals and departures at New York’s Grand Central Station. They take your money and later you find out they’re rubberstamping these people through like a dripping faucet. There are over 72,000 REALTORS in Arizona, most of who are in the Phoenix Valley, so don’t waste your money. Unfortunately, I didn’t see this BLOG until after I competed the course and spent my money. Then of course the Idiots that have so well been pointed out at the Arizona Dept. of Real Estate, headed by a total moron and useless bureaucrat named Elaine Richardson, takes more of my money … then it’s the NAR, MLS, TEMPO, and lets not forget the lowest of life, the Real Estate Broker (company I/You go to work for as a Real Estate Agent). This has been one hell of an experience. What I have learned is enough to be able to sue the crap out of every Real Estate Agent, Broker, Builder, and Title Company that farts the wrong way in any transaction I am ever involved in!

Sorry Name Withheld (so I can get even).
Friday, December 22, 2006


Avid CraigList.org Reader said...
At craigs list visiting now

All I can say is WOW

I mean wow

This Blog is something else

Now on my way to your main consumer page after this posting, see what’s there ... more WOW - I bet
happy holidays
Friday, December 22, 2006


Paul in Prescott Arizona said...
I am depressed, I hate everything and everybody but what the HELL … it’s Christmas, so I just PISSED on a Realtor, and now I feel so good.
Monday, December 25, 2006


Larry Sykes Tucson Arizona said...
They say we will be colonizing Mars and even the Moon by the year 2010. That means business will soon follow. 

So STOP Realtors now or they will screw up property values there and beyond as well.


But on the lighter side, I would like to collect every stinking REALTOR, put them in a rocket and launch them towards the sun. CNN could carry the blast into space, and the rocket exploding and burning up as millions gather to watch and applaud the final eradication of the vermin.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006


Bill Barnes, Lansing Michigan said...
Up early, can't sleep, surfing the Net, found this, here's my comment:


Let the Bitch Slapping Begin!

Find a Real Estate agent, bitch slap them until they cry and howl like an old coon dog that’s had it nuts cut off.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006


Ed Hurley, Sun City West said...
Google viewing here, found this fantastic Blog.

I never met any REALTOR worth their salt. Back home we’d tie them to a tree and let critters feed on them. I hear The Native American Indian would stake their enemies face down over an Ant Hill in the hot desert sun. All my experiences, especially with Real Estate Agents in Arizona are that’s exactly what they deserve.
So you Realtor scum, does this BLOG blow your skirt up now?
Thursday, December 28, 2006


Leon Wisen, Columbus Ohio said...
Are you a FOOL?

Hire a Realtor because a fool and his money are soon parted.

Arggggg … the fools have arrived.
Thursday, December 28, 2006


Laura, Phoenix Arizona said...
JACK

It's been said here before - but it needs to be said again and again and again.

Hell with all this blah blah blah
I want to tell everyone just how damn useless John Hall & Associates are. If you ever think of Real Estate DON’T think of them !!!!!!!!
Friday, December 29, 2006


Sue, Mesa Arizona said...
The ONLY thing worse than a screwball worthless low life Realtor is a ......
Screwball Worthless Low Life REALTOR on his damn cellphone while driving.


Come on Congress, pass a Federal Law prohibiting any driver from using their cellphones while the car is moving.
Friday, December 29, 2006


The Irish Rover, Boston Mass said...
Heartbreaking, but typical story of a Realtor:
Your Mother Told You -You could be anything you wanted to be, so like a Jackass you became a REALTOR. 

Now your father is so ashamed he drowns his sorrows in a bottle. Your parents are divorced, and your mother has moved away and she has not told you where she has gone.

Oh the shame of it all!


Now go back to your job at Wal-Mart, and get off my Internet.
Friday, December 29, 2006


Tom in Cave Creek Arizona said...
Hey Laura in Phoenix Arizona –
My Comment is:
Ditto your sentiments but mine is about RE/MAX. 

RE/MAX are bad Realtors, very very very bad.

Sellers or Buyers - If you think RE/MAX you’d be better off setting your balls on fire it will hurt less than dealing with them. It had to be said now I feel a little better.
Jack thanks for this BLOG, venting is Gooooood!
Friday, December 29, 2006


Jamie in Philadelphia said...
You Real Estate Agents and Brokers are nothing but a bunch of FART KNUCKLES !!
Saturday, December 30, 2006


Larry in North Scottsdale said...
Well Mega DITTOS about Realty Execs of Scottsdale !!!

What useless demigods they all are.

They convinced me without a doubt:
ALL REALTORS SUCK !!!!!!!

Now I feel Sooooooooooooo very very good I vented here!
Saturday, December 30, 2006


Bob Jones, Tempe Arizona said...
Laura, Tom, and Larry:

Ditto Ditto Ditto –
Blogs have allowed us all to vent. It also allows the public to know the truth about several bad industries, Arizona bureaucrats, useless politicians, and the like such as Real Estate Agents and Mortgage Brokers that commit transgressions against the consumer.
You are all a shining light in a sea of corruption. 

JACK you are the next Ralph Nader of true consumerism.
But can America take the truth?
Only time will tell if you really are having an impact.
Saturday, December 30, 2006


anonymous said...
Sellers should pay only 2% to sell their house. 1% each to the Buying and Selling Agents.
Also, Buyers should be able to search the MLS on their own.
Saturday, January 06, 2007


Kris said...
No offense to anyone who is a Realtor, friend of a Realtor, works for Realtors, is dating a Realtor, or anything of the sort ......
but why are they so damn stupid and void of a conscience!?
They keep stealing my damn for sale by owner signs!!
I'm sorry if my home for sale is competing with your 3% commission but earn it the fair way! Don't steal my friggin 4-sale signs! I've bought at least 12 by now and its getting a little ridiculous. There are 3 open houses in my neighborhood today and wouldn't you know that my signs that were there yesterday, suddenly disappeared this morning. Coincidence? I think not. And a couple weeks ago, I had a sign that I duct taped to a huge rock (white trash, I know, I admit it, but the ground was like cement :)
I drove by one morning and it was gone. The sign AND THE ROCK!!! They had to steal the entire rock to get the sign!!
Pathetic!!!
If Realtors were smart, they would realize that I am willing to pay a 3% commission to a Realtor if they have a buyer that buys my house. Therefore, they have more options for their clients if they want to buy in this neighborhood, and they will get paid!


No wonder why the statistics show that only 2% of homes are sold FSBO.
Because friggin Realtors won't allow people to market their own homes! They want them to think they can't do it on their own!


I apologize for my hatred (at the moment) for Realtors but honestly, come on.
Sunday, January 07, 2007


A Frequent CL Poster said...
You Desperate Realtors:
I love looking through the Real Estate section and listening to all the desperate Realtor sales pitches. I also think it is funny how most of them think that the layman don't know shit about the Real Estate process and they need the help of the self proclaimed "expert"
C’mon now! This is the 21st century (not to be confused by you moron Real Estate agents with Century 21), all the info you need is online and it's free. They count on your ignorance so they can kill you with useless fees, just like their buddies the Mortgage Brokers, another loser job.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007


Selling by Owner said...
How much does listing on the MLS cost a Realtor? Do they really deserve 3% of your home sale because they typed up an MLS listing in less than 1hr?


I'm sorry, but I would rather keep 7 grand than throw it way.

Purchase a flat fee MLS listing.

Add a $7-8 domain name like I did
HouseOnLibby.com

Like another poster said. This is the 21st century. Why should an MLS listing be limited to a few paragraphs. Who knows more about a house? A Realtor reading from an MLS print out, or the Owner?
Tuesday, January 09, 2007


anonymous said...
Just saw this on CL/RR/Phoenix - its great. I love this shit.

Great one, a really great BLOG.

Give these ass wipe turd sucking wannabee Realtors hell.

Who needs them?
They have 3 places to post on CL and now they want to invade the RR postings. I wonder how they would feel if we all started posting our Rant-n-Raves on there stupid useless craiglist spots.
Stay where you belong and get a life.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007


FSBO Homeowner said...
I am loving it ever so much this Blog of yours.

It's about time somebody put these worms in their place.

I hate Real Estate Agents, they really really really do suck.

That's right they suck your hard eraned money right out of you.

Sell it yourself, simply do a couple of hours of research on the Internet, buy a sign, and save a LOT of $$$$
Tuesday, January 09, 2007


anonymous said...
Hey I get, a CL Poster myself.
Yes you shit head Realtors stay off my page.
Get a life, get a frigging job, stop being a bunch of ass clown losers.

You are hated.

Does your mommy know what you do?
Now piss off, you do suck, everyone with a 3rd grade education, and a computer knows it.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007


anonymous said...
How does it feel mr/ms/mrs Realtor to be hated so much?
The free world hates you.
You suck, get it, now get over it
.
ha ha ha


Great Blog by the way.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007


Carl Rhodes said...
Can anyone tell me when it's REALTOR Hunting Season?
Tuesday, January 09, 2007 10:02:00 PM


Alfonzo Demato, Brooklyn NYC said...
That unknown odor that engulfed NYC on January 8, 2007 has been identified.

A Dead REALTOR was cremated.
The city has apologized and said it will never happen again.

The Soprano’s have offered to kill all the Realtors in New York City, cut up their useless bodies, wrap them in the typical but standard butcher paper and put them on a garbage barge to Virginia.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007


anonymous said...
Anytime you ever hear someone say:

I'm NOT a Realtor but ...

My Realtor did a good job for me I was happy ...

Not all Realtors are bad ...

Bet no Realtor would ever have you as a client ...



Any of the above or something similar YOU can bet a set of droopy boobs that they are in fact a REALTOR !!

This is just another form of Real Estate subliminal message advertising ...

Right like we don't see through all that bullshit.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007


anonymous said...
TO: All Realtors, Real Estate Agents, Mortgage Brokers, Title Companies, and anyone else in the Real Estate or related Business ...

Please KISS My Ass.

You All Suck.

You're all a bunch of worthless low life bottom feeding mud suckers and con artist blow harts.

If murder was only Legal ... wow what fun I'd have!
Wednesday, January 10, 2007


The Vegas Stud Muffin said...
When the ALIENS come, not the assholes from Mexico, the real one's from outer space in their UFO Ships ...

But anyway, when you aliens get to Earth, food will be needed, you'll be hungry from that long long voyage, so please EAT The Humans in the following order:

1) Lawyers
2) Realtors

3) Wall Street Investment Bankers

4) Politicians

5) Anything that is Liberal

6) Mexicans

7) Any FAT People NOT covered above
Wednesday, January 10, 2007


Sunny Jim said...
What do you expect from a Realtor they are friggin brain dead chimps with an alter ego that makes them think they are great and needed, neither of which is true and never has been.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007


Death Machine, Phoenix Arizona said...
Frequent CL (craigslist) Rant and Rave Poster, and those filthy Realtors are posting here again. 

I just sent a nasty gram to CriagsList Management.


I think we should cut Real Estate Agents up into tiny pieces and feed them to my pet tropical piranha fish.
What say ye America?
Come on we all hate Realtors, they do suck admit it.
No one deserves a 6% commission on any damn thing.
They claim to be Professionals and have Ethics, they can’t spell either one of those BIG words, let alone know what they mean!
Friday, January 12, 2007


Jake from Greensboro said...
I’ve wiped more intelligence from my ass than any Realtor on this planet can even conceive.
Saturday, January 13, 2007


Ben Verde from Farmington NM said...
Realtors are like cockroaches once they get into your house you have to call an exterminator to get rid of them.
Monday, January 15, 2007


anonymous said...
I hate ALL Realtors:

The are ALL blow-harts and barf bags.

They are like having pierced nipples. 

It was a good sales pitch but the end results just aren't worth it!

I hope they ALL EAT SHIT and DIE real soon.
Monday, January 15, 2007


anonymous said...
Realtors are slime.
Never use a Real Estate Agent they are like used car salesmen compulsive liars.

Sell it yourself, do a FSBO

That means without any REALTOR, you don't need them.


Final Answer:
FSBOs Rule
Realtors are Slime
Monday, January 15, 2007


Pink Lady said...
This BLOG is great.

CL (craigslist) Rules.

Lets make all Realtors and lawyers get tattoos on their foreheads.
"L" for Realtors = Loser
"SB" for Lawyers - Scum Bags
Monday, January 15, 2007


Mark in DC said...
Just reading this BLOG, many funny entries, and some sad stories, but angry people none the less.

It proves two things:

1)Realtors are arrogant and the day of the high commissions are over, thanks to the Internet.

2) They really really really do SUCK.
Monday, January 15, 2007


Lu Lu said...
Lu Lu is here again with a little poem for you …


The Old Lady who lived in a Shoe,

Ask a Realtor what to do?


The Realtor told her the place was a disgrace,

But the Old Lady said FSBO must be the way,

And she sold her property the very next day.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007


anonymous said...
Enough Already Bashing Realtors has been fun.
Yes they ALL Really Suck!
But what about those low life useless ass twits called Mortgage Brokers?
They are 10,000 times worse.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Paul Rentz in Florida said...
After dealing with several Realtors, I believe there are grounds for the argument why the government should issue Free Valium and Free Condoms to the public.
In fact CONDOMS should be mandatory for anyone who has a Real Estate license, those frig-wads should NOT be allowed to breed.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Mr & Mrs Pissed Off Home Buyer said...
Mortgage Brokers
-
Do the words con artist, scum, asshole. loser, liar, dweeb, putz, conman, low life, thief, piss pot ... have any meaning to you?.


Bashing Realtors is fun, they deserve every bit of it.
It's now time to BASH Mortgage Brokers, they also work on a commission, promise the world, and rarely deliver to those that need it!
Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Gary Schneider said...
Here’s a thought:

If you’re stubborn and stupid, get a REALTOR, but have some sense hire a Muslim Realtor, then sue their useless butts off using your Jewish Lawyer.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Big Nose Tony, Bronx NY said...
Realtors are for stomping.
And there’s nothing I like better than kicking ass.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Sunny Jim in Flagstaff Arizona said...
Hey having a Realtor is like going to bed with a crack whore. You get what you deserve.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Lou from Bayonne NJ said...
JACK.

Salute - yes you, if you’re not Italian you should be.
Thursday, January 18, 2007


anonymous said...
JACK (Mr. Encantoman),
I agree with one thing, Elaine Richardson, The Arizona Real Estate Commissioner, is as worthless as a truck load of dead coyotes and just about as effective.
I like your recall website, she is an Arizona style fem-dom bitch.

As for everything else, nothing is all bad, even with REALTORS and Mortgage Brokers. There are a few good ones out there. I use to be one, now retired and not caring.

The Real Estate industry needs a good thorough house cleaning. Sort of like trimming an old tree to get rid of all the dead branches and allow for new vibrant growth.
Thursday, January 18, 2007


anonymous said...
Personally, I think there ought to be a set fee for all Real Estate transactions regardless of the property transaction sales price.

This should be uniform nation wide.

It does not take any more effort to sell a $250,000 home than a $750,000 one, etc.

A fair price would be $3,000 paid equally by the seller and buyer.

I do agree that we need to get rid of Real Estate Brokers, and allow the agents to act totally independently of one another and any entity or outside influence.
Friday, January 19, 2007


Tank Murdoc, Boise Idaho said...
I just stepped in a big pile of SHIT, oh wait that was a dead Realtor. God they smell worse than horse turds in a hot sun. Now how to get the ooze and goo off these here boots? Oh well, Hell I’ll just throw them away knowing there is one less piece of crap called a Realtor in this here world !!!!
Friday, January 19, 2007


Turik from St Paul said...
That smell, it's either bad breath in dogs or a Realtor on the PMS rag.
Friday, January 19, 2007


A Realtor in Mesa AZ said...
Jack,

You are wrong about REALTORS.

You are right about Elaine Richardson, she needs to go and now.

For the exception of a few, almost the entire Arizona Department of Real Estate should be fired and replaced.

Blog Administrator’s Comment: This idiot was replaced with another idiot named Sam Wercinski on January 11, 2007.  Sorry my ‘Recall Petition’ webpage (www.azflatfeefsbo.com) has not been updated. In fact Elaine Richardson is now an Arizona State Senator, for the 11th District, yep a democrat but then so is the moron Governor of Arizona Janet Napolitano.
Saturday, January 20, 2007


The Hunter said...
beeee wary wary quiet
I am hunting wrealtors
ha ha ha
Saturday, January 20, 2007


Johnny Picard said...
Here’s a Kodak Moment:

I’d rather watch a skin-cell carcinoma being removed from the butt of Hillary Clinton than hire a Realtor.
Saturday, January 20, 2007


Lenox White of Dearborn Michigan said...
Forbidden Hallmark Card:


Dear Realtor,

Thanks for the transaction, look under your bed you’ll find a pile of turds I left to show my appreciation.
Sunday, January 21, 2007


anonymous said...
If you Realtors didn’t spend so much time pissing in your shoes you wouldn’t slosh when you walk.
Name Withheld.
Sunday, January 21, 2007


BB said...
Let FSBO's (For Sale By Owner) rock your world.


Realtors are low lifes.

They are lower than secreted do-do leftover from a Troll.
Monday, January 22, 2007


Jimmy from Scottsdale said...
A Realtor, isn’t that what housewives become when their husbands stop having sex with them?
Monday, January 22, 2007


My Hairy Butt said...
Often times you will see a Sign or Advertisement that reads:

Why Rent When You Can Buy

That's put up by a stinking lifeless ass turd REALTOR.

What REALTORS are really saying (implying) is hire me so I can steal your hard earned money and you can take it up the BUTT without any lube!
Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Real Bitches Rule said...
It's Just Ducky:

Here's an idea.

Lets Duck Tape a Realtor (Real-a-turd) to the lamp post in front of Troon, an upscale Scottsdale subdivision with a sign hung around their ugly neck with the words written:

"How Much Is Your House Worth?"



Next week we can Duck Tape a Mortgage Broker.

There sign can read:

I screwed one too many buyers!
Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Joe in Paradise Valley Arizona said...
How to describe a Real-A-Turd (Realtor):

Loser, con artist, asshole, low life, scumbag, twit, dweeb, mamma’s boy, shit-4-brains, conman, babbler, liar, mud-sucker, anal retentive, idiot, troll, moron, butt breath, low life ….
I think you get the PICTURE …
I am sure you can think up many more adjectives, adverbs, and descriptive sayings to fit these leaches on society
Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Inner Knows Best said...
Remember, just standing next to a Realtor can cause your IQ to drop.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007


William in PV / Scottsdale area said...
DUDES, the problem with jumping into the Real Estate market its full of low life real-a-tards. 

They are also referred to as, noisy ugly trolls, wannabees, fart dolls, neocons, bullshitters, lifeless toads, and false masturbators.
Be careful, they call themselves REALTORS (this term is only used by either themselves or their con artist cohorts).
Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Do You Know Me said...
H-e-l-l-o let me ah, duh, um, lets see, list your house.

I pay 50% of the commission, ah, fees, ah seller rip off back to my buyers but I can't tell you (the mr seller) that because I am great, I am wonderful, every friggin body loves me.

Just come to craigslist.org in phoenix and watch me post on Rants and Raves or watch my daily multiple bullshit postings on Real Estate Services.

My name is .... what was I saying again?
Is this "What's My Line?"

Can you guess who I am?

If you can tell me, I forgot.
After all my Mommy said I'd never amount to anything and the only job I could ever get was selling Real Estate.

Mommies always know best!
Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Angry Craigs List User said...
Mr. Encantoman,

I sent you a couple of emails, but no response.

So I thought I’d suggest it here on the 'ALL Realtors Suck’ BLOG.
I think you should make a ‘Weekly Idiot Award’ for all those dick-weed troll scum sucking Realtors, and low life wannabe turd sucking useless ass twit Mortgage Brokers who abuse posting on sites like CraigsList.org

Great BLOG by the way.

And, yes I submitted my name for the RECALL of that dumb ass useless bureaucrat Elaine Richardson (Arizona Real Estate Commissioner).
Wednesday, January 24, 2007


Tu Cows in Phila Town said...
If you are a Realtor / Real Estate Agent / Mortgage Broker:

You can bet you Mommy is still wiping your ass for you, and changing your shitty diapers.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007


Sad Housewife from Princeton NJ said...
My husband is Realtor, pray for me.

I made him get a vasectomy. 

Realtors should not be allowed to breed.

My children are almost as dumb as he is.
Fortunately they have some of me in them.
But that damn Realtor MALE dominant gene ruin most of any chances these kids will ever have in life.
Princeton NJ
Thursday, January 25, 2007


Frustrated from Atlanta GA said...
To: Sad in Princeton NJ

I too am a victim of an idiot. My husband is a Mortgage Broker. My father says they are lower than whale shit and twice as useless. I too made my husband get the snip and clip. We have two teenage boys, and they are both as dumb as a sack of hair and just like him. Pathetic the careers these useless men choose. But natural born con artist all lean towards being one of the following:
A Mortgage Broker
A Lawyer
A Realtor
A Car Salesman
A Banker
Thursday, January 25, 2007


Lu Lu said...
Another One from Lu Lu:

This is sadly true I am afraid, it happened to my former neighbor at my apt complex ...

I made it into sort of a Poem -


Called a Mortgage Broker the other day,

Sadly they say,

My FICO score is too low I’m told,

But your ad says you can help I reply,

Thanks but no thankx for the inquiry you made,

Maybe you should get your children to sell Lemonade,

Then when you qualify, we can talk again,

I replied it’s a sorry affair I can’t follow the dream and I am an American,

A scam it was to obtain my private information,

Now I am worse off than an illegal without documentation.
Thursday, January 25, 2007


Paul from Wisconsin said...
If I want an opinion from a Real Estate Agent, I’ll write it down and they can read it back to me later !!!!!
Friday, January 26, 2007


Sue Woorehall Orlando FL said...
SCREW IT … Screw all Realtors …
Just sue the dirty little Realtor into total oblivion and bankruptcy.
And, yes they all suck.
I hate them all.
Saturday, January 27, 2007


anonymous said...
People of the planet earth, do the WORLD a favor ...
go out, PISS on a Realtor today!
Saturday, January 27, 2007


anonymous said...
Mortgage Brokers are the essence of what comes out of a Realtors ass.


And Realtors are made up of hot air, bullshit, and slime.
Saturday, January 27, 2007


A Real Man said...
Had lunch at McDonalds

Used the toilet
Flushed a Realtor
Damn I am feeling good
Saturday, January 27, 2007


Benjamin Stein NYC said...
A Test 4 Realtors:

Mr and Mrs Seller the next time you interview some smart ass Realtor who thinks he can sell your house, ask them for $500.00 cash. Tell them they’ll get it back at closing. Watch that look of confidence flush down the drain. If a Realtor is willing to pay you the money, take it, who knows you both might get lucky.
Sunday, January 28, 2007


The Truth Hurts said...
Realtors Are Offensive 2 Me,
Realtors are defensive of themselves, and they like to attack others, even their own kind. 

Now I know why Tigers eat their young.
Once a Realtor has contacted an owner or owners (sellers), as the BUYER just go around them. Go directly to the seller and make an offer yourself. I have done it. There isn't one damn thing they can do about it. 

Whatever you do, NEVER sign a buyers agreement. It's called a Buyer / Broker Agreement. 


Remember, after all, Realtors just want to help you, at least that's what they claim. 


Real Estate Contracts are so easy, a caveman could do them. 


And, yeah I expect some dumb ass Realtor will respond with typical blah blah blah bulsshit, just ignore them I do, they will eventually go away and pester someone else.
Sunday, January 28, 2007


Jake Snow, Long Island said...
Hey that Benjamin Stein has a great idea.

I am going to try that with my next Real Estate Agent.

But I think $1,500 is better to get up front from the Realtor.

Separate the men from the chicken shits and wannabee losers (Real Estate Agents) out there!

Damn only a New Yorker could think of it.
Monday, January 29, 2007


Super Bob in Dallas Texas said...
I like old Ben Stein's idea as well.

But hell why stop at Realtors.

Make Mortgage Brokers give you $500 when they say they can get you a loan, and when they piss away your time, and fail, keep their frigin money!

I hate Mortgage Brokers more than Realtors, and that's saying a lot.
Monday, January 29, 2007


Jerry Bender Princeton NJ said...
You're not the only one saying this, nor are your BLOGGERS - That All Realtors Suck, and Commission Fees are too damn high across the Country, and have been for way too long ... 
Take note you idiot REALTORS: CNBC, MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News all have said it repeatedly.
Thursday, February 01, 2007


Simon Grits Las Vegas said...
Ah Realtors, let me see – my thoughts are:

A-wipes,
A-rabs,
A-con game …
do you see the relationships?

Boogaloo along now little doggie.
Friday, February 02, 2007


anonymous said...
How to Become a Real Estate Commissioner:

Just sniff the farts of your state Governor.
Saturday, February 03, 2007


Chuck in Scranton PA said...
For Sale By Owner (FSBO) forever!

May ALL Realtors eat shit, die and go to hell for their crimes against the public. That also includes you low life bottom feeding Mortgage Brokers!
Saturday, February 03, 2007


anonymous said...
Went to Home Depot, bought me the following:
Realtor BeGone

Mortgage Broker BeGone

Troll BeGone

Stupid BeGone


Sprayed two cans each inside and out.

They are still here, all of them.

Does anybody know a PEST Spray that works?
Saturday, February 03, 2007


The Hound Dwg said...
If Realtors and Mortgage Brokers want to be paid, lets pay them in Wampum.
A transaction should be compensated with some cheap beads, blankets, and a hat. All of course made in some shit hole 3rd world country.
Sunday, February 04, 2007


Mr. Truism said...
Okay Mr. Blog Control Freak I am reposting –

How to get even with a MALE Realtor:

Steal all his cardboard tubes and kill his Gerbil.

How to get even with a Female Realtor:
You Silly Wabbit - There are NO female Realtors! 

They are all males on hormones. 


The TRUTH has been revealed for those of you who live in a vacuum!
Sunday, February 04, 2007


Jeff Boggs in Atlantic City NJ said...
Sir you’ve been Googled:

Following up on the posting from J. Bender (Feb/01/2007)


Ditto on the TV News reports.
Hell CNN has had 3 negative Real Estate reports in the last 30-days. There are too many Realtors, too many houses for sale, and the commission fees are ridiculously high and stupid in a depressed housing market. 
Also, I am hoping all Realtors die very soon.

FSBOs are the future for the Real Estate Market in America.
Sunday, February 04, 2007


Director in Charge said...
The F.B.I. (Finders of Blabbermouth Idiots) has issued it's report for the 2006 Year Ending Report:

Summary Findings -

ALL REALTORS SUCK !!!


ALL Real Estate Commissioner's in every state are totally useless puppets of the NAR (National Association of Realtors) !!!


ALL Mortgage Brokers are Complete MORONS !!!
Sunday, February 04, 2007


Paul said...
Elaine Richardson (The Arizona Real Estate Commissioner) is a piss pot appointed worthless bureaucrat. If this woman stuck one thumb in her mouth and the other up her butt she would create the ‘Perfect Vacuum.’


She’s worse than stale Camel Dung stuck on the bottom of a Jihad Terrorist sandals.


PS – May her and all the NAR (National Association of Realtors) members rot in HELL for ruining any chance of the average American ever owning a home! 


PPS – Jack your BLOG rules. Give these useless troll scum what they deserve. The truth shall be known; so say us all !!!!!

Blog Administrator’s Comment: This idiot was replaced with another idiot named Sam Wercinski on January 11, 2007.  Sorry my ‘Recall Petition’ webpage (www.azflatfeefsbo.com) has not been updated. In fact Elaine Richardson is now an Arizona State Senator, for the 11th District, yep a democrat but then so is the moron Governor of Arizona Janet Napolitano.
Monday, February 05, 2007


anonymous said...
Global Warming and scientific evidence from ‘The Retardlickins.’
"It's cold outside! There's no global warming!" 

This hype documented by the people who believe the earth was created in 6 days. Duh !!


The TRUTH is Realtors and Mortgage Lenders bred and hatched from the depths of Hell and straight from Idiotville are responsible. Help Stop Global Warming - Run Out PISS on a Realtor today …

Or, Crap on a Mortgage Broker, either one works for humanity !!!
Monday, February 05, 2007


Sad Bo Bo The Clown said...
Seen at Super Bowl,
Walking Around,
Babbling Incoherently handing out flyers and business cards …
Who are these mysterious freaks?

Stupid Realtors and Dumb Ass Mortgage Brokers selling there endless lies and troll deceit.
Monday, February 05, 2007


The Master of Sanctum or Death said...
Ya' see you dumb ass Realtors and Mortgage Brokers, a real Sport, not the friggin NFL Super Bowl, is people like you that gave the Romans the idea of feeding your asses to the Lions (not the Detroit version).
Tuesday, February 06, 2007


anonymous said...
I HATE REALTORS

I HATE REAL ESTATE AGENTS

I HATE REAL ESTATE COMPANIES

I HATE REAL ESTATE SCHOOLS

I HATE THE MLS

I HATE TEMPO

I HATE REAL ESTATE BROKERS

I HATE MORTGAGE BROKERS

I HATE REAL ESTATE COMMISSIONERS

I HATE BUREAUCRATS

I HATE POLITICANS

I HATE THE NAR (NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF REALTORS)


MOSTLY - I HATE TROLLS a.k.a. Wannabee Real-a-turds / Real-a-tards
Tuesday, February 06, 2007


Warning I am in Arizona said...
Hi everyone,

My name is (Well I can’t tell you that, I am too embarrassed) …

I do post often to CL (may be I’ll see ya there).

I am a TROLL,
I am Idiot,
I hate myself.

I masturbate while I drive.
I am like poop I am everywhere.

If it wasn’t for posting to the Internet I’d have NO life at all.

I’d kill myself but I am coward!


YES you guessed it –
I am a wannabee REALTOR:
I do have a real license, just shows anyone can get one!

And, I steal from my Seller to pay my Buyers a cash-back rebate at closing.
Are they stupid or what?
The public what morons!


The Encantoman is KING.
He is my envy.
When I get a real job and a life I want to be just like him.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007


The Re-poster Guy said...
WASHINGTON DC (Reposted, 2007) –
While the housing downturn has depressed once-thriving Real Estate markets around the nation, far-flung suburbs of major cities have suffered the most abrupt market correction.
Home construction in these distant exurbs has slowed and prices and sales have fallen more than those of close-in suburban neighbors since a five-year housing boom ended in the summer of 2005.
Average home prices in Loudon County, Virginia, 35 miles outside of the nations capitol, fell roughly 11 percent in 2006, according to the Northern Virginia Association of Realtors. By contrast, Virginia's Arlington County, which hugs DC, saw a price decline of only about 2 percent.
It's been hard for sellers to comprehend, the news that your home is worth $100,000 less than it was a year and a half ago.
Thursday, February 08, 2007


anonymous said...
Let me tell you about my Realtor experience:
I was looking for a home so I called several Real Estate Companies. After thoroughly explaining what I was looking for and my price range, here is what I personally encountered (yes, I used several companies):

> 1 idiot-savant

> 2 complete morons

> 1 bitch with a cell phone addiction

> 1 blabbering nitwit

> 1 maniac driver

> 1 troll with a swimming pool fetish

The results were as follows:

>> 3-houses that weren’t even close to what I described or wanted.

>> 1-house way over priced, even according to comps of other homes that sold in the same neighborhood.

>> 1-Real Estate agent that was so persistent about one particular home they gave me a headache.

>> 2-houses in neighborhoods I wouldn’t let my worse enemy live in. Just driving through them made me have a desire to run out and buy a firearm.

>> I was showed 2 condos. Look you idiots condos are not homes.

>> A fixer upper, so she told me after we got there. It was more like a structure that was condemned.

>> A house on all electric heat. Right this Realtor shit is in fantasyland.

>> 2-homes on septic systems. These agents need to get a real job.

>> 1 home with no cable utility service. I specifically said I needed high speed Internet access, like these bozos listen.

>> 1 property that was a build-to-suit. I am wondering what part of I need to purchase a home and close in the next 45-days this mentally deficient putz didn’t understand.

>> 2 homes that had pets and smokers, when I specifically said my child is allergic to smoke and pet hair. The Realtor’s answer, you can get this cleaned top to bottom for under $300.